CaptainBruceSea

9722 pts · August 14, 2014


Merchant Navy Captain who Lives in Herne Bay UK

Fuck you I’m still here

4 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Under the International Safety Management Code there will be two specific insurance policies the ‘removal of wreck’ and the bunker pollution policies which area a requirement to trade internationally

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I had one of the Cadbury’s chocolate money boxes those lil bars with the foil hit differently

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A cunt of the highest order

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a sea Captain I will sound the Whistle for any kid who makes the motion very few people bother with sound signals anymore

3 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 4

Fuck nazis

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A cell mate!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe some of us are not able to

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sea Captain here those are two dead motherfuckers

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There is literally one in Chatham UK me, my best friend and our Wives did it back in August for my wife and I’d anniversary

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also choose this dead guy’s wife

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I’m on the bridge

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He should be Brock Turner the Eunuch

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I have been at sea for 22 years and been capt for ten Always. Approach. Things. At. The. Speed. You. Wish. To. Hit. Them.

3 years ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 1

The mirror can go fuck itself

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TBH airfryers are pretty good

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck I’ll sell weaponised robots to the US military

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dystopian

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love it but you forgot UHT milk which is cows milk but comes in litres

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That tag tho

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Joke doesn’t work he commanded a Royal Navy minesweeper HMS Bronington

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a British guy currently in Germany drinking Indian tea I support president Biden’s plan

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*Golf clap*

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are dozens of us, dozens!

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Me too pal

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck I am so envious of you rn

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0