CaptainBeefcake

13567 pts ยท June 9, 2016


just a dude trying to be funny on the internet.

"Dont kill" said the woman that literally started a war with Atlantis because she couldnt smash aquaman anymore

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.....who dislikes people's knees??

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Because she's also his stepsister -plotwist intensifies-

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Martin Luther, founder of Protestantism, went to law school, dropped out bc lightning struck a tree while raining and went into a monastery

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Holy Roman Emperor Frederick II died because he fell in a river, some say he had a stroke and fainted

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

ah yes, I remember the battle for Gondor as if I was there

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that's gotta be lots of lube unless Kansas City likes to bite the pillow

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I think they did it because basically all the cast decided to boycott making the 3rd one, and it's too soon for a cast reboot

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If it's not Darude-Sandstorm on repeat for infinity it's not worth it

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when you gotta yee-haw while working on projects

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

quality meme there

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doesn't matter because she'll make Voldemort into a asexual non-binary character

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

ULTRA MEGA CHICKEN

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#noodleporn

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crying Jordan face can/should be a legacy meme, can be use but remember its history, i'm all for the R.Kelly meme though

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Fuck Logarious fight......

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Wasnt she already banished to Helheim by the time Odin made the deal with Jotunheim??

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Wood soaked in wood, simple science

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in vain anyhow

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didn't the doctor said that it was a small chance that the procedure would even produce a cure? For sure she would die but it could had been

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"gotta give ads a good jerk" -imgur, 2019

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Man....why you gotta sexualize beavers??? #beaverism

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

anti-technology; pro-fun

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

talk about fucking yourself.....

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We had dated couple years back and once she got out psych ward she reached out for help, honestly thought something was forming again but no

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and being told "oof" when i asked about us, it's a slow grind but no reason to quit, gotta wave through the rough seas

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

take it from someone that helped someone through two years of mental health issues and then finding out that she found someone on tinder 1/2

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