Emperor Griftus Maximus
23
33
1584
Don't use it, don't need it
1030
126
28972
Doing great
31
5
1124
Makes sense
617
56
21903
I'm beginning to suspect that the information put out by this administration may be untrustworthy
580
54
24616
Up to the task
45
9
1480
The next Hegseth rebranding
37
7
275
And that's why you can't have religious fanatic lunatics in charge
955
121
31614
Witness him!
18
5
669
Game recognizes game
402
33
22141
What IS his job, though?
675
102
27326
The peace administration
671
78
23553
Ever-growing
847
99
28422
Icelandic humor
21
2
885
Another competence hire
599
87
25489
Thank you for your attention to this matter
802
190
25421
Selective pearl-clutching
653
76
29342
Who would do such a thing?
937
81
32029
I'd pay to watch that
362
86
18117
There's no shortage of great imaginary jobs
46
14
1285
He would say anything except call Russia an enemy
34
10
1824
The love is almost palpable
483
107
998
Just your normal and not at all weird mother and son photo session
63
36
3468
Lamps!!
578
69
25268
It was right there
20
5
682
His vision is simple
48
35
1653
Such an inspiration to those young Republican minds
803
61
31717
Trump constantly underestimating the people he picks fights with
423
36
1139
Yeah, what kind of a moron would appoint this weakling?
391
36
16714
He believes in free elections as long as he gets to pick the winner
284
51
15624
Surround yourself with like-minded people who spark joy and laughter into your life and cut off those who make you frown
264
23
17028
Zappsplaining
28
3
1401
Speaking of washed up losers
794
106
33628
May this come for every last one of them
40
8
1061
Good riddance!
792
119
32067
Give us your rich, your opulent, your oligarchs yearning for impunity
394
25
13628
Andrew Taint
299
50
18860
The finest artists in all the land
42
10
1452
Have you ever heard of the Schrödinger's American?
585
124
27544
I'm sorry, my ears don't work, you know I got shot in both of them
489
36
22696
It's a confusing and terrifying condition (if you're a moron)
37
14
1172
Just replace "the right of the people" with "the right of *my people"
551
61
21895
Department of Trump's Brand of Justice
497
83
24827
What stage of grief is this?
614
106
31177
Leading by example
532
102
30062
It's only a little killing, stop whining
1608
104
41048
Her true oath
377
20
18258
That is lower than a restaurant serving a buffet of ten-day old shrimp
377
30
22892
A+++++ economy
32
6
747
A better use for redacting
38
2
1247
Epstein was so gross that I simply had to take my wife and four children to have lunch with him on Child Rape Island
511
78
24954
It is pretty crazy, right? But how could you have known that the shit you vote for can bite YOU in the ass?
823
137
38775
Misdirection
1411
91
41574
Masterful play, Sir
581
57
18803