CaptainAsshole

56723 pts ยท November 11, 2015


yall look upon this glorious asshole

Time to give some people something to talk about at their next therapy session.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is just cheesy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So my cake days is on singles day... I feel like my therapist would have something to say about that

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude... a yr lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that sucks. Good look

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't read you bigot!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forgot that's what she use to look like lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtf is this from?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. It's painful to not be though...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There really is

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure what that says about you....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was saying he thinks your pretty but don't let it go to your head and make you a bitch

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like your wit...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its been 2 weeks how's the morphine?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go figure the gay guy stalks me..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Got tired of having cracks on my camera lens

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

id give you 11 inches

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Keep trying

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What is it about imgurettes that they all have that "ill steal your dog and burn down your house" look?

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

Merry christmas to you and that bottle of jack!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't take losing bets

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.... could be her end

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All the confirmation i needed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wanna fuck like rabbits? What the fuck are you all doing ?! It was right fucking there

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When she has every std known to man (and then some), but goes for that innocent look

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She's my future?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This selfies are like a tsunsmi. Just watching em get closer and closer

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing the guest picture you've ever taken without holding up a sjw sign

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"She sounds hideous"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But seriously. Is it hard to aim for that stick?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1