67709 pts ยท June 10, 2016
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They always think that they'll be the exception, don't they?
I have David never has a good sleep for the rest of his life
Why are the French?
I like to clarify that I am sexy too, not just the banana
Thank you! Happy Halloween
One of my coworkers must have Gina as a zoomer cause he said I looked like the banana from Fortnite and asked if I knew any of the dances
The puppy kingdom is set to thrive under its benevolent ruler
This movie did irreparable damage to my sense of humor as a child and I have no regrets
Dude, bro and man are my usuals. My dude or my guy if they get particularly chummy
My back hurts
Yummy Yummy Microplastics
Yup, I recognize the Gaylord when I see it
Someone get this cat a lawyer, this is all circumstantial evidence at best
There is having energy, there is being an energetic person, there is having cocaine energy, and then there is david lee roth on cocaine energy.
I'd like to see your resume please
I've always wondered: how are these things scored? Is it just the person who lifts the most wins? Do you only get like one shot at a lift?
A vision test AND and an IQ test. Smart.
Larry Tessler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
"That's a nice argument senator. Why don't you back it up with a source." "The source is I made it the fuck up!"
I'll take 2
https://www.reddit.com/r/DevilMayCry/comments/8q54ix/the_time_has_come_and_so_have_i_dmc5_edition/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&u
Oh sweet, does that mean that this hellscape called reality is finally coming to an end?
Hi? Yes, I have a quick question. What the FUCK was that?
#38 sound like Percy Jackson chapters lol
My dude in my dnd campaign just has a cow we travel with. His name is Cow Gore.
"ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck"
let's face it, thats not the worst case of crabs that airport has seen
Ayyye, I'd recognize the Gaylord anywhere. I go to MagFest there every year. That place is great.
They always think that they'll be the exception, don't they?
I have David never has a good sleep for the rest of his life
Why are the French?
I like to clarify that I am sexy too, not just the banana
Thank you! Happy Halloween
One of my coworkers must have Gina as a zoomer cause he said I looked like the banana from Fortnite and asked if I knew any of the dances
The puppy kingdom is set to thrive under its benevolent ruler
This movie did irreparable damage to my sense of humor as a child and I have no regrets
Dude, bro and man are my usuals. My dude or my guy if they get particularly chummy
My back hurts
Yummy Yummy Microplastics
Yup, I recognize the Gaylord when I see it
Someone get this cat a lawyer, this is all circumstantial evidence at best
There is having energy, there is being an energetic person, there is having cocaine energy, and then there is david lee roth on cocaine energy.
I'd like to see your resume please
I've always wondered: how are these things scored? Is it just the person who lifts the most wins? Do you only get like one shot at a lift?
A vision test AND and an IQ test. Smart.
Larry Tessler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
"That's a nice argument senator. Why don't you back it up with a source." "The source is I made it the fuck up!"
I'll take 2
https://www.reddit.com/r/DevilMayCry/comments/8q54ix/the_time_has_come_and_so_have_i_dmc5_edition/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&u
Oh sweet, does that mean that this hellscape called reality is finally coming to an end?
Hi? Yes, I have a quick question. What the FUCK was that?
#38 sound like Percy Jackson chapters lol
My dude in my dnd campaign just has a cow we travel with. His name is Cow Gore.
"ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck"
let's face it, thats not the worst case of crabs that airport has seen
Ayyye, I'd recognize the Gaylord anywhere. I go to MagFest there every year. That place is great.