CaptainAham

67709 pts ยท June 10, 2016


This is your captain speaking I run a blog where I talk about stuff I find amusing or interesting at Endlessmonkey.com

They always think that they'll be the exception, don't they?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have David never has a good sleep for the rest of his life

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are the French?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to clarify that I am sexy too, not just the banana

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you! Happy Halloween

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of my coworkers must have Gina as a zoomer cause he said I looked like the banana from Fortnite and asked if I knew any of the dances

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The puppy kingdom is set to thrive under its benevolent ruler

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This movie did irreparable damage to my sense of humor as a child and I have no regrets

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dude, bro and man are my usuals. My dude or my guy if they get particularly chummy

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My back hurts

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yummy Yummy Microplastics

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup, I recognize the Gaylord when I see it

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Someone get this cat a lawyer, this is all circumstantial evidence at best

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is having energy, there is being an energetic person, there is having cocaine energy, and then there is david lee roth on cocaine energy.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd like to see your resume please

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've always wondered: how are these things scored? Is it just the person who lifts the most wins? Do you only get like one shot at a lift?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A vision test AND and an IQ test. Smart.

3 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Larry Tessler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"That's a nice argument senator. Why don't you back it up with a source." "The source is I made it the fuck up!"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll take 2

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh sweet, does that mean that this hellscape called reality is finally coming to an end?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hi? Yes, I have a quick question. What the FUCK was that?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#38 sound like Percy Jackson chapters lol

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dude in my dnd campaign just has a cow we travel with. His name is Cow Gore.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

let's face it, thats not the worst case of crabs that airport has seen

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ayyye, I'd recognize the Gaylord anywhere. I go to MagFest there every year. That place is great.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0