Captain512

6553 pts ยท November 25, 2016


My wife and I had our first when we were both 35. Our daughter is almost two now. Absolutely worth the wait, and we are better equipped now than we would have been in our 20s. It's exhausting, but you learn to adapt. Enjoy your little one, best wishes for safe carry and delivery.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I literally shut off the power to my house when my best friend passed my score so it wouldn't save. Terrible, but worth it.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So does that make two middle fingers or is their another name for a sixth finger?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had to send one of our kitties over the bridge last week, I feel your pain. It'll get better with time, hang in there

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ever seen The Revenant? Fuck bears...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the flattest earth I've ever seen

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude, that japanese comic strip is INTENSE. Must read!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Your rooms messy bruh.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Unacceptable

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's 8:07 a.m. in France. Frenchy.... France.... I just assumed. And yes, all hail flat earth!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's night time, this is a troll.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

My Dad lost his battle 4 years ago. I was 26. I still lose it from time to time but good days far out number the bad. Hang in there.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just make sure you leave the door open when you drive away.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Orange Orange. So sexy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Listen here, Mo Pho.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

$2.66 is my best guess.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In other news, a college professor was fired today....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Add cooked hot dog weenies if ya got em. Changes everything.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet he's got tap shoes...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably. But maybe, just maybe, it isnt....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Super Dodge Ball Advance was my favorite, pick it up if you haven't played it. You can thank me later.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HA HA. Not these people.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

A Potluck is when a bunch of people cook different items (sometimes with a theme), put it all on a table, and everyone eats.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I thought the Visine I added to the punchbowl was a solid contribution.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

The best. :D

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

I thought the Visine in the punch bowl was a solid contribution. :)

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 2

Technically, everyone is supposed to be here but some people called in sick

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Absolutely. Thanks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Could be that "V" symbolizes a chalice, maybe he's a DaVinci code fan.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I really enjoyed him in Reading Rainbow

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3