If I were cool I'd be a lot funnier. If I were funnier, I'd probably be better looking. If I were better looking, I'd probably be cool.
If I were cool I'd be a lot funnier. If I were funnier, I'd probably be better looking. If I were better looking, I'd probably be cool.
He's around.
I have it on good authority he's alive and well...
I have it on good authority, that he's ok.
You rang?
Legend tells he still haunts these parts, and if you listen on a still night you can still hear him cursing that damned sex toy closet...
No he's not. But I can see why you might think that.
Nah. I was off today.
I did not know that. Thanks!
What's this "was" shit. I'm not dead. Well, only "mostly" dead. So I'm not a "was" yet.
I'm not dead. Busy as usual. Winter is coming. Broke my neck, but I'm bored with that. Back working now. Maybe I can write some more soon.
Which last one? Not sure which story you're referring to.
You're very kind. And I promise to try...
Shhhhhhhhh!
Wife and tiny unemployed roommate #2 are doing great. Unfortunately, there won't be any pics. PERSEC and all that. Sorry.
That's cool. I have a menorah with a Christmas tree on top of it.
Might be real nice for highway patrol or something though.
Maybe. I'm not thrilled about the idea of having a big lever out in front of my car at 50+ mph though. Too many dips/turns/curbs/etc.
Not justified. Can't shoot someone for simply fleeing.
This is the tenth or eleventh story I've put up on imgur. There's a link at the beginning to the rest. And thanks!
I remember you. Congratulations on facing your demons. I hope you're doing well and it was a positive step for you.
That thing looks like a disaster waiting to happen. The last thing I want is to tether my car to the suspect's...
For 5 over? Probably not.
To Enoan, keep the faith. Love always -Rawesome.
Didn't dare to access my account on dept WiFi. Trying to remain anonymous, remember? ;)
http://imgur.com/bQyv0Nb
Not surprised. In some places in the US, like my last agency for one; we could chase for even traffic infractions if the car ran.
Those healing vibes feel great, but it was my neck I injured...not my butt. Little higher next time?
Thank you! So glad you enjoyed it! Hope the other stories hold up to your expectations.
I'll do my best. Could you let the bad guys know we're delicate though? Maybe they'll play nicer with us. ;)
We don't always get to choose the location of the fight. And anyway, at the distance I was at (maybe 7 to 10 feet) I wouldn't have missed.