CaptRandom1290

19378 pts · October 13, 2014


I like D&D and fishing if you want to talk but don't have an icebreaker. Pokemon Master since 1997.

Looks like a drunk driver trying to get away

9 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

That lazy bastard should have been at the office, not milling about in public on a Thursday!

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's right in the first line!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jfc. I stared at it for like 10 minutes because I've seen it a few times now and this time I refused to move on without getting it. It's loss. I hate this.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No lie, would have assumed it was a Randy Savage cosplay if the caption hadn't said otherwise and provided a reference pic

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I guess I never realized until this moment just how easy it is to accidentally cut someone in half

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Where's the red circle when you actually need it?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cheese Parade on YouTube

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Weird place to ask, but that's doctor Gregory House. Hope that helped!

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thank you, my brain kept defaulting to Secretary Bird even though it looks all wrong

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's the only streaming service I use. I'm making my way through all of Cartoon Hell right now

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would've gone with burning lit molotov

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The ocean

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

A perfect score!

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, @gablestout has been sacked

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I caught one in Spain that was 6'7 and 124 lbs!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Back in high school I pulled old mountain bikes out of the trash and fixed them to the point where I had a fleet of 6. One of my favorite things to do was invite my classmates to go trail riding in groups and I'd provide all the gear they needed, and it was always so rewarding to see how accomplished the girls in particular felt for being able to do this thing that seemed so daunting to them before anyone had shown them they could. I'll never understand people that want to hold others back.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I've said this before and I'll say it again: Mythbusters PROVED that almost anyone can safely land a plane with ATC guidance. Literally getting anyone that can follow instructions in the cockpit is almost a guaranteed safe landing.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm a straight man and even I've sent my location and set up a check on dates I thought could be sketchy. Being upset by this is wild.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Donald Trump can't fart either, but that's only because so much shit comes out of his mouth that there's literally nothing left to come out his ass

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Warhammer is only a green flag IF you have disposable income. The two are not mutually entwined.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10%? That's nearly a tenth of a difference!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The slow transition to Blernsball begins

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I'm so tired I didn't notice anything was happening until I read this comment

1 year ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Some people look at bugs and think "this is why I live where I can't feel my face"

I look at 60 F° and think "this is why I live with the bugs"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought by "bleeding out" you meant he was flopping and I was very confused until I realized he was literally bleeding

1 year ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

You have NO IDEA how often that happens to me. The imgur hivemind is real and I was just a little bit faster today

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A common misconception: the empanadimetrodon was actually a synapsid, not a dinosaur.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0