CaptMoore

1518 pts · March 5, 2013


I'm awesome. I own a cabinet shop in Georgia. I have a wife and two teenage boys. I prefer dogs to cats, but only because my wife says so. If given the chance I would definitely own a goat.

Jack not name. Jack job.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s downloaded on my Xbox, but won’t play til release date. I can’t wait.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your moms Q-tip

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bubagoya. Boogeyman

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait!!! Why is it round and not flat.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kangaroo is a baby t-Rex. Imagine a t-Rex hopping along.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One - too many.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did that today. Missed by 3 seconds.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A bunch of lib gun haters taking aim at your rights.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I spelled her name wrong. So sue me. I’m busy vote whoring.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Iluminaughty?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What shoes????

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOU ANIMAL!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well,this is America

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Need a name. #forscience

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So . . . What uh is. . . You know . . . The ratio of drank to tinfoil?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or so they imagine.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only one of them is a convicted felon.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#whitepeople

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Is he in the ATL. I love highland hardware.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was clearing a gun to go sell it and pulled the trigger instead of the mag release.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

.22 LR

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. Brain fart discharge.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Huh?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

.22 to the left hand.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Posting it on FB live is bullying. Punishment is fine.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moisturize me!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was waiting for “your mom” so disappoint.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This happened to me. Hottie from HS I had a crush on. “You bounced 18 checks. The fees are $386. How would you like to pay?” - I gotta go.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0