CaptMal

57893 pts ยท January 26, 2013


I aim to misbehave

Putin's a bully, so the answer is hit him so hard he never gets up again. Looks like Europe is on their own.

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Thanks Presi Trump! They all look huge when help by tiny hands.

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JD & Trump displayed some serious small dck energy there

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I'd be a copper top for a chance to meet Trinity

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Those people are so pink

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I'm pretty sure Elon is going to kill the electric car

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I love you Panko the dog

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*the billionaires that survive

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That's why I've been pushing for muuuch earlier cremations

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Oh god, I'd whack sooo many people in the head with that. You know who'd be safe? People sitting down.

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The poor pay taxes, the rich don't. Go figure

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Bro, you can put that in me

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#12 That's a fine ketchup

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#8 DONE! I had to get someone to touch my nuts somehow

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Luv me sum gobbos

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#31 Oh fuck, that's me!

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#30 They're going to do this and tell me NOT to eat mushrooms while driving?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I too dream of having my shirt together

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One if his sons stands like that. I was guessing it's cause they're trying to hide their guts.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. I hate it.

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#21 You want jelly brains? That's how you get jelly brains. (Yes, I want jelly brains)

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#8 I don't think it's God stopping you from making jizz covered Zoloft

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That's how you make a milkshake

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OMG, I can't imagine a right-handed McDonalds. It must be so weird inside.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You could always switch to nicotine dispensing robot dck.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

One thing I learned from my step-dad; if you "accidently" let your kid see your wiener, he's going to think it's HUGE for the rest of your life.

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#3 Woof. Would pack bond with.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The snow in The Wizard of Oz was asbestos.

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#73 Grippy socks are far more comfortable and also let us know you're nuts.

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He used to be a really callus man. It seems corny, but he heeled through his love of sandwich making.

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