CaptFirePanda

243598 pts ยท January 18, 2013


I'm pretty sure I was an octopus in a past life.

Because it's make believe.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah. It's something that originated from 4chan and, as usual, leaked over to imgur.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found it on FB this morning. A page called Darkness I think.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now that's what I'm talking about!

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

If there is, I would like to see it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you even fucking read my comment? Don't be such an idiot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Didn't karate dude break his hand punching the sumo guy in the head?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just be non-flammable!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just like the fucking Irish and Italians, ffs!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

If Olympus Mons is visible, I'd be tempted to get one. Although, I have no idea what I'd use it for...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because I'm interested in where men draw the line.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely not a swallower! /zing!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I often wondered where the sex-starved men of imgur draw the line between creepy and acceptably deviant.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What an amateur. The best technique is to sneak up behind her and rest it on her shoulder.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just like 99% of the movie, Newt is nowhere to be found!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Gotta love them ho's!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 would be very helpful in preventing awkward masturbation interruptions.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

On the bright side, the ripped part looks like a giant, misshapen penis!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Imgur selfies: "None shall pass!"

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"I bet you're a 14 on the pH scale because you are as basic as fuck". I need to remember this!!!

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

v

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You mean pluck.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I wish I was high on 'potenuse!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He's pretending to be a gecko.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what happens when you attempt to deep-fry a turkey in a clothes dryer.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always pegged Mulan as the Dungeon Master.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0