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1184 pts · November 4, 2015


"Great whistling" said no one, ever.

I knew a runway model. “ Pussy first” she was told.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So every time you call her you’re hissing. I love tabby’s

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me neither!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What did you decide their names would be?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dogs think they’re one of you. Cats think you’re one of them.

5 years ago | Likes 197 Dislikes 0

Kiln It.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Try this angle: names They want to hear. Avoid ess sounds, hard tees, peas. ex: Melon, Yano, Ellie, Dylan. Make sense? Positive association

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah and he had a combover, which is a bad sign in a politician, as in, what else does he think he's getting away with?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Long and steep". So assume 30 degrees is steep. This means the stage is actually at least 4x higher off the ground than seen in the video.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next time, landscape mode (idiot).

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Face it, you've got time. Picture it, imgur, you don't have to use butter.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put something flat, and thin, on the board opposite your knife, and cut like they did in Wiseguys with the garlic in prison.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Key to cutting almost all the way through. Ready? Slice lengthwise along one side, discard the strip, level the potato on the cutting board,

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paging Dr. Freud.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah those Hushpuppies!

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Landscape would be better. Is your TV mounted this way?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Frenchies are dicks.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If it moves, stop it. If it's still, move it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kills me is, no matter how hard he may try, he can't suppress his laughter. That's when I break.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So watch "You" on Amazon Prime then.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Afghanistan Bananascam.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And no more vertical videos! And get off my lawn.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It means the dog smells shit. Change the diaper.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like. A. Glove.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvote because absence of ‘doggo’ and ‘pupper.’

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are very cute, and I love you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it stops I move it. If it move I stops it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please, be kind to everyone: no vertical videos.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0