48426 pts · June 29, 2014
I don't think I'll ever have this place figured out...
Nothing dear, keep being you!
@ElbowDeepInAHorse often shows up in my notifications and has been part of my ss to my bff. I am responsible for my algorithm 😅
Bet my teenager has older moldier shit in his room
I think I’d really enjoy those but I’m not sure what order to watch them. I’ve heard a few different opinions.
I was top 8 in Mitch Hedbergs official fan account ran by his girlfriend after he passed. Just happened to get in early but I’ll brag about that til the grave.
My Canada goose terrified my man in brown
Same. My brother threw my action figure into the deep end of our pool as kids and I damn near drowned trying to retrieve her. She was worth it.
Well fuck thanks for the pit in my stomach at bedtime. It’s so heavy it’ll keep me firmly in bed.
Nah. I had parents for that. But thank you.
The way the house was set up they came from behind the tv and I’m thinking hearing them come in already had me half awake but by the time I sat up and we were talking about how the night went, we all noticed the TV. It wasn’t particularly loud or exciting at that point. IIRC they weren’t doing the deed, just naked.
I was 12 so it was a long time ago and I might have blocked out the details. I recall falling asleep to SW and waking up to nakie parents in front of me. Not sure of how long it all took. They kept me on as their sitter though.
Happened to me while I was babysitting. Put on Snow White and fell asleep on the couch. Parents came home and woke me up and we all looked up to see them naked on the tv. I got a nice tip that night and many apologies.
Love me some Lord Nermal
I play a decent skin flute
When I was 18/19 yrs old I overdrew my bank account by 18¢. I let it sit for months and tried to open a new account at a different bank but couldn’t until I settled with the first bank. They wouldn’t accept cash. I had to mail in a check or money order to corporate. The stamp cost more than the check was worth.
SSGT Water
You can see one dunks from another in my town and people really do get pissed when one is shut down.
A baby wheel jay
Ever grown purple bell peppers? Wicked good.
Damn your algorithm is wild. Mine is Starbucks.
#47 what would happen? I know lightsabers are from Star Wars but I’ve never seen any of them.
Murtaugh Fitzgibbons Fraser?
I do because it’s dark. My other frequently used apps are too bright.
Mine is a bear with a machine gun on a great white. My son picked it out.
Eh I can see teenagers doing this.
Thank you
I’m from the Cape. I never ever heard of sharks in the water as a kid (I’m 40). It’s crazy how many there are these days.
What about the reverse? I’m friends with my husband’s friends wife?
How the helicopter is powered is not gonna make a difference in my ability to fly it. I think at least a couple people might agree.
Nothing dear, keep being you!
@ElbowDeepInAHorse often shows up in my notifications and has been part of my ss to my bff. I am responsible for my algorithm 😅
Bet my teenager has older moldier shit in his room
I think I’d really enjoy those but I’m not sure what order to watch them. I’ve heard a few different opinions.
I was top 8 in Mitch Hedbergs official fan account ran by his girlfriend after he passed. Just happened to get in early but I’ll brag about that til the grave.
My Canada goose terrified my man in brown
Same. My brother threw my action figure into the deep end of our pool as kids and I damn near drowned trying to retrieve her. She was worth it.
Well fuck thanks for the pit in my stomach at bedtime. It’s so heavy it’ll keep me firmly in bed.
Nah. I had parents for that. But thank you.
The way the house was set up they came from behind the tv and I’m thinking hearing them come in already had me half awake but by the time I sat up and we were talking about how the night went, we all noticed the TV. It wasn’t particularly loud or exciting at that point. IIRC they weren’t doing the deed, just naked.
I was 12 so it was a long time ago and I might have blocked out the details. I recall falling asleep to SW and waking up to nakie parents in front of me. Not sure of how long it all took. They kept me on as their sitter though.
Happened to me while I was babysitting. Put on Snow White and fell asleep on the couch. Parents came home and woke me up and we all looked up to see them naked on the tv. I got a nice tip that night and many apologies.
Love me some Lord Nermal
I play a decent skin flute
When I was 18/19 yrs old I overdrew my bank account by 18¢. I let it sit for months and tried to open a new account at a different bank but couldn’t until I settled with the first bank. They wouldn’t accept cash. I had to mail in a check or money order to corporate. The stamp cost more than the check was worth.
SSGT Water
You can see one dunks from another in my town and people really do get pissed when one is shut down.
A baby wheel jay
Ever grown purple bell peppers? Wicked good.
Damn your algorithm is wild. Mine is Starbucks.
#47 what would happen? I know lightsabers are from Star Wars but I’ve never seen any of them.
Murtaugh Fitzgibbons Fraser?
I do because it’s dark. My other frequently used apps are too bright.
Mine is a bear with a machine gun on a great white. My son picked it out.
Eh I can see teenagers doing this.
Thank you
I’m from the Cape. I never ever heard of sharks in the water as a kid (I’m 40). It’s crazy how many there are these days.
What about the reverse? I’m friends with my husband’s friends wife?
How the helicopter is powered is not gonna make a difference in my ability to fly it. I think at least a couple people might agree.