CapFan228

2131 pts · February 14, 2016


"The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion" --John Adams 1797 Treaty of Tripoli

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Artie Lang sure has gone to hell since leaving Howard Stern.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vince Neil from Mötley Crüe would be proud.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was like duck.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When it comes crashing down & it hurts inside!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha! Not quite what I was aiming for, but hey!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend, when the looting starts, you just may be essential!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope. In fact, it is Baltimore government as usual.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then what is Greenland?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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It bothers me that they don't even spit out the seeds! No wonder they're so big!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Rime of the Ancient Mariner

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

White water.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hákarl!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You might hear the same background music.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love shack yeah.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He had to use corkscrew pasta.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't you mean "orgy"?

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Defrocking fantasy, huh?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, Mom still single?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've always called it "Hot Dogs & Donuts", but I too am not sure of a proper name.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By God! Has has been broken in half!

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Nice story. Tell it to Reader's Digest.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Follow" the yellow brick road?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Better than begging for tree fiddy.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Search For Spock! I know, Jerry will tell you The Wrath Of Khan is the better picture, but for me, I always...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elaine Benes

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it for a whiskey drink? Or a vodka drink?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And that pizza...!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And the McRib!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1