CancerAintReal

1230 pts · September 1, 2020


Fuck outta here!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Single, you say?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got any bear claws?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would be slapping them all around. Every last one of them.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As long as the super hot giant alien in a bikini still shows up, I’m good with this.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bit excessive to build a giant capo holder but you do you OP.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Holocaust and Dragons

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My work/life has no vibe. Mobile app development by day + 99 Runecrafting grind forever.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slower…

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This makes me want to break out AFI’s Black Sails in the Sunset

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus, eels!

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If you like this you should check out a movie called Deathgasm. It’s in the same vein as this show.

4 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 3

…Did the pizza guy ever show up?

4 years ago | Likes 566 Dislikes 1

I now realize once I stand up from this toilet, I will do the exact same walk.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not Hot Dog.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ll put as many figs in my mouth as I can fit.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Is he in heaven? Or is he in hell? That damn elusive Obama Pimpernel!

5 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

They seek him here, they seek him there. Those conservatives seek him everywhere. 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

My brain read it as “huge breasts” and now I’m disappointed.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Polyscapes

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pascal Letoublon - “Friendships”

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

More of a busted face?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That was a legit tuck and roll down the stairs.

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

I’m pretty sure Johan Hegg would agree with you.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Credit Karma does free filing as well!

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I got mine in Virginia

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah... but my father isn’t the only white person seething.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit... I’m down to get sworn in on a binder full of cheesecake for any job, any day.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

100%

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0