CanadianCobraChicken

127316 pts ยท May 8, 2013


As someone who teaches math and science, I say "we're scientists, so we're a bit lazy and just write ____" when talking about why we don't write 1x or x^1 or +0. It really is all about making it as simple as possible.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like that hairline...

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh! While you have them there, can you ask them to give me back my cocaine

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Formatting errors as e-mails are copied over to files I believe. And the e-mails are all in said files

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Now hang on; you're forgetting the worst part! Her ANKLES

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just the bestest of buddies

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're called T-boats now....

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish. Half my stuff can't go in the dryer so I just hang it all up to dry.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he takes that, he's a better bottom than a top...

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A Hetalia comic!? In this day and age!?

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe we should worry about her legs phasing through the table....

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a friend who does leatherworking and the SMELL is divine!

4 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Did you not see the ending? Sprinkles was clearly the most deadly of them all...

4 months ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

She also knows how long it takes to run the appliances...

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm sure the Saudi's found him funny...

4 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Totally. On a completely unrelated note, I gotta go take my ibuprofen; I slept on my back funny.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Usually it's when I sew my hem the wrong way or glue the wrong sides together. That's tomorrow me's problems

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously. What an asshole

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

And being served divorce papers during a premier.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Charlie Cuck*

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A cousin he lived with for about 6 years before they married (they met when she was 7).

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Considering Poe married his 13-year-old cousin when he was 26, he might not've criticized that aspect...

4 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Metastic Ass Cancer. That's about as bad as you can get. Shame.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

But do you aim to misbehave?

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have serious doubts she's taking steriods. Women's arms can just get that big. Sauce: I have afab friends who work out and do have arms like her

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

... I thought it was Old Spice...

4 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0