CallmeMefford

31263 pts · August 29, 2014


Father, lineman, aircraft mechanic, landlord, hunter, fisher, rider (snow and street), dog lover, lived in NM, KS, AK, OK, CA, OR, MN, & now WI. I like money & naps. PM me if you know where I can find either.

Thank god that gif didn’t end too soon.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew I was colorblind. Now I know I’m colorblind & a little slow on the uptake.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, my sweet summer child. It gets worse. So much worse. I’m so sorry.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m gonna go to hell for this, but… looks like someone left the fridge open again.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I’m stealing that. Thank you.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

She’s the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congratulations! Don’t forget, the IBEW hooked you up even more. Stand with your brothers & sisters.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Chill. Just chill. Let me do all the talking. You just be quiet & look cute.”

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That St. Bernard has the look of a dog that knows it dodged a bullet.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That Klingon in the middle looks very pleased about her new armor.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Half pointer, half bread loaf

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Because the JATO rocket burned the hair off it’s ass.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In addition to a detailed move in/move out inspection form. I insist upon this for all my tenants to protect both parties.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GOOD landlords have a move in/move out inspection checklist that is mandatory. It protects both parties, and can jog the landlords memory.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

THIS. I’m a landlord- doing this protects both the tenant AND the landlord. I’ve handed back entire damage deposits back 9 out of 10 times

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If as many people voted in elections as commented on social media, this country and this world would be a much better place.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Let the vaccinated (with proof) skip through fields & dance while the rest fight for breath. I’m fed up with anti-vax. I just hit “fuckit”

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya know what? Fuck it. Let them not wear their masks. It’s going to kill their neighbors/family/friends. I’m an asshole, but enough. 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

camps, left some spies and listening posts, and then beat feet outta there.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. It’s one thing to stick up for your country. Another thing to play the empire-building game. We should have struck a few training 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You’re doing Gods work. But what I really want to know is WHAT BOAT ENGINE YOU GOT ON THAT THING?!?! ;-)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They were fighting each other when we were still living in forest shacks. Best thing we can do is leave them to it.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

As a vet, I disagree. We needed to not go over there in the first place. And we need to stay out of there for a few centuries. 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Yeah. Me too. I’m just hoping my sons don’t have to deal with the same never-ending conflict.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same thing with the Iraqis. I don’t get it. There must be a mindset that we are just not understanding.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And I saw the same thing in ‘92. Best thing the West can do is stay out of there for a few centuries. Will we? Hell no. (Rolls eyes)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0