327 pts ยท May 25, 2019
I need this for my drive-bys
Totally stole the show
Under his eye
reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace
Well now I'm not going
!
*Bezos'
As a man, I hereby GUARANTEE you he will not know you are flirting. Cute, awkward, or subtle filrtiing will just not cut it. He will think, "Now, she couldn't possibly want me to kiss her? Nah, don't want to be a creep." And he won't make a move. You must use neon signs, flashing lights, and hold up a 5'x7' sign that says "I want you to kiss me at this moment right now", or he just won't get it. Better yet, lean in and kiss HIM.
I was making -tons- of money and had enough to put a down payment, but I figured I'd wait one year and buy a house outright with no mortgage. Housing prices far outstripped my income and rather than put down 50%, I had only enough to put down 30%. Meaning, either get into the property ladder immediately with whatever crappy house you can get, let the equity grow and upgrade later, or invest your money in something you think will grow faster than equity.
Pay me money or else I'll keep talking about it
I wish pineapples were from ruzzia so I could say, "In soviet russia, pineapple eat you!"
Can you believe the disgraced judge who was ousted because of his lenient sentence on the rapist Brock Turner, that judge went on to teach AT STANFORD where the rape took place.
Wait, you mean Brock "the rapist" Turner?
Please tell me you dumped his ass immediately
The shithole part, full of arrogant lowlife scum with nothing to be proud of.
Some people are so dull ....
Lucky. I wish they let us CCW in my area.
Jesus 2: The Revenge
Why don't you make all helicopters like this?
How can any American reporter ask any questions with a conservative's c*ck in their mouth?
Post this to every vet group or person you know.
"Lower your expectations...no, lower...lower than that...even lower....there you go"
Funny how you can tell the decade in just about every picture, with no clues.
#96 Midnight with the stars and you....
Ages ago I heard of a pool chemical that made a big dark cloud in reaction to urine.
Somebody peed in there
#5 Now that's what I call code switching
Officer Jordan Steinke from the Fort Lupton Police Department has been charged with one felony count of criminal attempt to commit manslaughter; one felony count of second degree assault; and one misdemeanor count of reckless endangerment. Sgt. Pablo Vazquez of the Platteville Police Department faces five misdemeanor counts of reckless endangerment; one count of obstructing highway or other passageway; one count of careless driving; and one count of parking where prohibited.
I need this for my drive-bys
Totally stole the show
Under his eye
reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace
Well now I'm not going
!
*Bezos'
As a man, I hereby GUARANTEE you he will not know you are flirting. Cute, awkward, or subtle filrtiing will just not cut it. He will think, "Now, she couldn't possibly want me to kiss her? Nah, don't want to be a creep." And he won't make a move. You must use neon signs, flashing lights, and hold up a 5'x7' sign that says "I want you to kiss me at this moment right now", or he just won't get it. Better yet, lean in and kiss HIM.
I was making -tons- of money and had enough to put a down payment, but I figured I'd wait one year and buy a house outright with no mortgage. Housing prices far outstripped my income and rather than put down 50%, I had only enough to put down 30%. Meaning, either get into the property ladder immediately with whatever crappy house you can get, let the equity grow and upgrade later, or invest your money in something you think will grow faster than equity.
Pay me money or else I'll keep talking about it
I wish pineapples were from ruzzia so I could say, "In soviet russia, pineapple eat you!"
Can you believe the disgraced judge who was ousted because of his lenient sentence on the rapist Brock Turner, that judge went on to teach AT STANFORD where the rape took place.
Wait, you mean Brock "the rapist" Turner?
Please tell me you dumped his ass immediately
The shithole part, full of arrogant lowlife scum with nothing to be proud of.
Some people are so dull ....
Lucky. I wish they let us CCW in my area.
Jesus 2: The Revenge
Why don't you make all helicopters like this?
How can any American reporter ask any questions with a conservative's c*ck in their mouth?
Post this to every vet group or person you know.
"Lower your expectations...no, lower...lower than that...even lower....there you go"
Funny how you can tell the decade in just about every picture, with no clues.
#96 Midnight with the stars and you....
Ages ago I heard of a pool chemical that made a big dark cloud in reaction to urine.
Somebody peed in there
#5 Now that's what I call code switching
Officer Jordan Steinke from the Fort Lupton Police Department has been charged with one felony count of criminal attempt to commit manslaughter; one felony count of second degree assault; and one misdemeanor count of reckless endangerment.
Sgt. Pablo Vazquez of the Platteville Police Department faces five misdemeanor counts of reckless endangerment; one count of obstructing highway or other passageway; one count of careless driving; and one count of parking where prohibited.