CallSignTinMan

5075 pts · January 18, 2016


I'm allergic to cats & dogs. Yes that sucks exactly as bad as you think.

Officer told him to blow in the breathalyzer and it would make a whistle sound. Dad just started whistling. Didn’t get arrested though 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Dad got pulled over leaving a party where he was literally the only one NOT drinking. He’s old though, and misunderstood the instructions 1/

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Was thinking the same thing. And if you got caught with that wouldn’t it become a federal charge?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It’s Julia Roberts as tinker bell in Hook.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Was the lady playing the cello in the atrium when you were there? She was getting down on it this morning.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Maybe you should talk to a scientist.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Use a magnet

7 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 3

Try it again with “ump tiss ump tiss ump tiss”

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Sort of relevant... battleships used to do this in WW2 to make the water smooth enough to land seaplanes.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Now I’m imagining that smell.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Your first time?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some were. Others were structured better.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don’t think the individual stories were intended to be connected. It’s like black mirror of the wild west

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You’re the reason I read 3 levels of comment replies. Thank you.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

See the back-center part where they’re all just laying loose? That’s more organized than my entire screwdriver drawer.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Optimus Prime tried crack once. This is him now.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ellenwood, Georgia is a town in Clayton County, not far from the Atlanta airport.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And win regularly.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was a kid my dad built houses. The guy who ran his framing crew could sink nails in 1 swing. He would race guys using nail guns.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was a rough one.

7 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

I expect (hope?) to see #1 reposted thousands of times on RHM’s.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Did your granny say listen to your heart Be who you are on the inside

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam I was a drab little crab once

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

For when you want to go for a jog but the ground is lava?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s a mystery.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like it could be a “christina piercing”? Her name is Courtney Stodden if you want to research.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not until I read your comment

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Down south

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way too low to be a belly button

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anybody else notice the piercing on #17 ?

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