Hello! You can call me Muppet. Why Muppet? Don't know really. I think it started as a joke back in high school and then it stuck. I'm your average Imgurian who spends far too much time on here. I don't have any interesting traits I'm afraid. I'm a pretty boring specimen if I do say so myself. I'm like a non-essential side character. I stick to being in the background preferably. Currently working as a bartender, and thus, my feet hurt. If someone actually read this. Hi! *Waves* You're probably the first. Warms my heart right up. :)
It helps if you find the right one. Might take a while to get there but you'll get there. It saved me. Don't give in. You're a monarch in disguise OP.
That horseshoe haircut puts on a few years. Source: I used to have a hair piece before I went fully shaved.
Strawman argument. I never said atheists are oppressors. Not like you're gonna take anything away for me telling you anything so whatever.
This why a lot of people find atheists insufferable. But you do you.
When you're tired enough, you can sleep almost anywhere.
Come on man. I'm not a believer either but we don't have to go "WHAT GOD!? WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE?" on every religious post. Let them be happy
This scene always breaks me
Usually not a fan of these tiny demons. But he's a good one.
That was my understanding as well. I got it a few months back and it was the mildest form of "cold" I've had. Just some fever, nothing else.
That's about 6 804 Kg for us metric users. In case anyone was wondering :)
Only when you tell me what flavor Coca-cola is.
Why have I never seen this meme template before. It's so good!
I can relate to this. But I'm a man. Like fucking hell, don't make me get my scissors.
Thank you for the clean version <3
Jesus Chirst. I live in a town with 30k and we don't even have a police station and we're fine. What the fuck America.
Never heard a cat meow with such ferocity.
My friend has always been a conspiracy nut. I've learned not to argue because it just pointless.
My friend admitted he's a flat earther last weekend. Still not sure how to handle that...
You got to your 20s?! Mine started going at 18. Fun times. Accepted it now and gone full aerodynamic.
This is so precious :)
The older jets definitely have their charm. The F-14 is amazing if you have a friend in the back/front.
That has to be keyboard controls right? In any case, nice one.
Oh I do. I'm way too worried about being in the way if I don't just do shit fast and effectively. But it is kinda fun. :)
Sweden. Middle of a city with about 100k.
Where the heck yall living? My rent is 700 bucks and I live in a new and fresh apartment. Tbf not a big city but god damn.
I'm working my 4th day as a Bartender today. Imma try this.
I'm trying to beat my sugar addiction. Everything looks like a cake these days.
I aspire to give this few fucks.
I would have loved to hear this with sound.