CallMeMuppet

5065 pts ยท April 17, 2013


Hello! You can call me Muppet. Why Muppet? Don't know really. I think it started as a joke back in high school and then it stuck. I'm your average Imgurian who spends far too much time on here. I don't have any interesting traits I'm afraid. I'm a pretty boring specimen if I do say so myself. I'm like a non-essential side character. I stick to being in the background preferably. Currently working as a bartender, and thus, my feet hurt. If someone actually read this. Hi! *Waves* You're probably the first. Warms my heart right up. :)

It helps if you find the right one. Might take a while to get there but you'll get there. It saved me. Don't give in. You're a monarch in disguise OP.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That horseshoe haircut puts on a few years. Source: I used to have a hair piece before I went fully shaved.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Strawman argument. I never said atheists are oppressors. Not like you're gonna take anything away for me telling you anything so whatever.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This why a lot of people find atheists insufferable. But you do you.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you're tired enough, you can sleep almost anywhere.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Come on man. I'm not a believer either but we don't have to go "WHAT GOD!? WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE?" on every religious post. Let them be happy

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This scene always breaks me

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Usually not a fan of these tiny demons. But he's a good one.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was my understanding as well. I got it a few months back and it was the mildest form of "cold" I've had. Just some fever, nothing else.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's about 6 804 Kg for us metric users. In case anyone was wondering :)

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only when you tell me what flavor Coca-cola is.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Why have I never seen this meme template before. It's so good!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can relate to this. But I'm a man. Like fucking hell, don't make me get my scissors.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for the clean version <3

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus Chirst. I live in a town with 30k and we don't even have a police station and we're fine. What the fuck America.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never heard a cat meow with such ferocity.

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

My friend has always been a conspiracy nut. I've learned not to argue because it just pointless.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend admitted he's a flat earther last weekend. Still not sure how to handle that...

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You got to your 20s?! Mine started going at 18. Fun times. Accepted it now and gone full aerodynamic.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is so precious :)

3 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

The older jets definitely have their charm. The F-14 is amazing if you have a friend in the back/front.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That has to be keyboard controls right? In any case, nice one.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh I do. I'm way too worried about being in the way if I don't just do shit fast and effectively. But it is kinda fun. :)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweden. Middle of a city with about 100k.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where the heck yall living? My rent is 700 bucks and I live in a new and fresh apartment. Tbf not a big city but god damn.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm working my 4th day as a Bartender today. Imma try this.

3 years ago | Likes 648 Dislikes 2

I'm trying to beat my sugar addiction. Everything looks like a cake these days.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I aspire to give this few fucks.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would have loved to hear this with sound.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0