CallMeCorvus

1469 pts ยท April 3, 2016


>addiction

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Thith*

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

A dual-carriageway is, as I understand, called a divided highway in American English, they generally connect to the larger 4 lane motorways.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Never before have the words 'medieval re-enactment' and 'girlfriend' been in the same sentence

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Anyone got some sauce?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Glorious, have my +1

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Am I technically you

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Looks more like a Staffordshire bull terrier than a pit bull though

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

11:23am here in England

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm interesting, in England you'd just say a simple 'you're ginger' to put them down.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm interesting, in England you'd just say a simple 'you're ginger' to put them down.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm interesting, in England you'd just say a simple 'you're ginger' to put them down.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never understood why in America people say 'a ginger' he is ginger, not a ginger, the a is redundant.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

I think you're missing his point, it's not the act of the card or doing Valentine's stuff, it's the phrasing on the card that doesn't fit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

He prefers CockBum

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He prefers CockBum

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a polar bear, I still can't believe it's not butter

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bread? With garlic on it?!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Life is like a windows update, you never know when it's gonna fuck you next.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It's even funnier cause it look like he shouts an abrupt "BOOM!" As he shoots

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Could comment what got me 707 points the last time this was posted, but fuck it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

At first I thought it was "woah, cereal on a pear" but that ain't no pear

9 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one bothered that 1 strikes before 2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll illaoit

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It do, it do

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What breed of dog are these?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On his way to steal your bitch

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

v

9 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 1

Oh I know, I wasn't implying such, I was not familiar with American patent laws

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I live in the UK and that law applies here. Hence my original comment

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0