CallMeATaxi

10927 pts ยท June 24, 2015


This is my public profile. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Without my public profile, I am nothing. Without me my public profile is nothing.

Suicide is painless..

Points 20
Comments 15
Views 589

Straya!

Points 14
Comments 7
Views 495

*bork.. you are doing me a confusion..

Points 65
Comments 8
Views 759

The world's largest diamond

Points 31
Comments 29
Views 637

Alarm clock that also makes your coffee

Points 7
Comments 8
Views 97

I'll be back..

Points 0
Comments 3
Views 38

These gang signs are getting out of control..

Points 3
Comments 8
Views 185

Woman mistakens expanding foam for mousse

Points 44
Comments 8
Views 466

MRW my wife wants to talk about her feelings..

Points 10
Comments 14
Views 206

I'm gonna need a cut lunch and extra batteries..

Points 8
Comments 11
Views 99

MFW I'm trying to be cool..

Points 4
Comments 16
Views 164

MFW I watch the new Ghostbusters trailer...

Points 2
Comments 12
Views 480

You look mighty cute in dem jeans boy..

Points 34
Comments 10
Views 138

World's smallest elevator in Paris

Points 11
Comments 10
Views 1420

McDonalds or KFC?

Points 29
Comments 25
Views 81

Got your nose...

Points 21
Comments 4
Views 141

If you had one opportunity to save everyone..would you take it?

Points 46
Comments 7
Views 4

Ooohhhhhhhhh... Ooohhhhhhhhhhh yesssssssss!

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 62

Do you mind if I play through?

Points 46
Comments 19
Views 750

Why won't you love me!

Points 1152
Comments 72
Views 175562

Childhood changed for ever!

Points 29
Comments 19
Views 7

Solo! Solo! Too Nakma Noya Solo!

Points 11
Comments 4
Views 1924

Will you walk into my parlour?

Points 2694
Comments 169
Views 27481

Anti-gun control activists, I have a question..

Points -4
Comments 33
Views 277

MRW I've got something in my noise..

Points 1
Comments 5
Views 346

Am I right?

Points 18
Comments 5
Views 40

MFW my last 5 posts have all gone negative

Points 34
Comments 15
Views 3

I've seen enough porn..

Points -2
Comments 10
Views 24

I couldn't see the difference..

Points -5
Comments 4
Views 0

Audax Alpine Classic 2016

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 39

Playing 'leg wars' with my daughter on the couch

Points 16
Comments 6
Views 7

The secrets of the world unlocked..

Points 4
Comments 12
Views 106

Look, if you had, one cross, or one opportunity

Points 14
Comments 5
Views 41

Hey baby.. Looking for a good time?

Points 2
Comments 4
Views 350

That makes it easy..

Points 30
Comments 40
Views 40

Thomas Jefferson - Southeast Portico

Points 9
Comments 1
Views 151

Catwoman on the Gold Coast

Points 21
Comments 6
Views 313

The airing of grievances..

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 52

Planking..

Points -5
Comments 6
Views 211

Forget gun control for a moment..

Points 29
Comments 18
Views 85

Browsing Imgur on the train home - NSFW pics flooding user-sub..

Points 35
Comments 6
Views 713

What should Americans really be worried about?

Points 0
Comments 20
Views 72

Is this French?

Points 15
Comments 6
Views 74

Yoda's half brother..

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 48

Tittys Prinkles

Points 13
Comments 6
Views 441

Asshole parking 101

Points 10
Comments 7
Views 55

Super Glue Mega Store

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 37

MFW Imgur is over capacity

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Comments 4
Views 34

Step aside...

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 60

Quaid, start the reactor!

Points 37
Comments 24
Views 59

because she has to open her mouth so wide?

Points 18
Comments 3
Views 142

Does this make sense?

Points -6
Comments 53
Views 39

After 4 hours sleep..

Points 1250
Comments 41
Views 33988

Audax Alpine Classic 2016 cycling event Bright, Victoria

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 402

Lets go to shitty wok..

Points 7
Comments 7
Views 72

I pull up as close as I can to the driver's door..

Points 24
Comments 14
Views 106
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