Cakinator

1255 pts · October 29, 2018


Oh man we love the city museum!!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man I tried spelling it like 5 times and autocorrect didn’t even know. But now I do ;)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am so so so so so so envious of your job

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those of us that do though, we get it. We want her freedom. If we had social media when we were kids, we’d do the same thing.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

She isn’t a fucking parent. She’s mentally unstable.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The pineapple meme...they definitely usually come in cans of like 3 slices. Maybe 5 if they got chincy with the slices

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This... this is the way.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I grew up outside of Pittsburgh and at least 3x a year they told us our tapwater wasn’t drinkable. It usually had a tint

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you have insurance, it varies. If you don’t, probably over $1000.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BRB gonna go squeeze tf outta my husbands nips.

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

He was among the first to contract it, while in Australia I believe.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Serving big Macs on silver platters

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because an antelope-hippo sounds significantly less terrifying

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t even know what’s a joke anymore in American politics anymore

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did just watching it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah he’s the rapist that made girls who aspire to go to college more than 25 minutes away from home change their mind.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ok but why does she care now? She didn’t care about our kids before...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss my city. I moved to Indiana 7 years ago and I’m terribly homesick.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course it was in Indiana

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well actually, shirt #3 is a walleye and they have hella sharp teeth and are pretty nasty creatures.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s like “U GUYS SEE DIS SHIT?”

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hot damn

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We don’t have our kids every other year, it was hard for us, too. Hang in there

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have no idea how hard I’ve looked for purple potatoes in the states!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can’t stop laughing because I imagine the scenarios of everyone I know and it just gets funnier

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaaaand now I need a corn-bread mould.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If somebody surprised me with a sink full of duckies I’d probably die of joy.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just because he’s away doesn’t mean I don’t hunt as well ? just not with him this time

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awww thanks I grew them myself ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0