Caity91

2838 pts ยท July 29, 2014


Yeah my brothers are 10 months apart, I thought my mom was just always going to be pregnant

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want a can of jack daniels...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not really accusing, it's just the truth. Like, most people do this. Black, white, women and men.

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It's not really racist, it's just how it is. White men usually (not all not making assumptions) vote for other white men. Identify w/them

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My favorites water keeper, but it's seasonal

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The thinking is that they ALREADY try to eat the plastic ones so may as well make it so it won't kill them

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I could be wrong, but I think you're thinking of SweetWater Brewery, they're the ones who make the 420 beer. (I love it too!)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What women "need" to do is whatever the hell they want to do with their own freaking face.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

They did this at my high school with go karts, ended up under a bench :(

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I just took my yorkie to pet smart today to get groomed, shoulda done this

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are too many things in life actually worthy of being upset over, a tshirt just isn't one of them. I envy your lack of problems

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not like a bomb, I think one is called a gopher gasser if you want to google. It is wild to think about though

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even if I was battling depression, I'd want to know. Life is hard, doesn't mean you get a pass. I wish you the best

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Honestly, tough shit. I know it's hard, I can't even imagine. But the alternative is your bro hurting someone else and ending up in custody.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, moles and gophers. A lot of plant stores sell explosive like things to put in the holes.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Then don't wear the tshirt lol ?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You want to be my moms dog then. She literally worship the ground the dog walks on.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've heard it also called "outsourcing" lol

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not everything, but it does have an enormous impact

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So true. My boyfriend is an EE who went to Georgia Tech and most of his friends are engineers.. It's like a constant pissing contest.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He had to shave so that it wouldn't get ripped off when he got out of the tub. He forgot his armpit hair and it seemed to suck pretty hard.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then that's a damn good plastic surgeon bc she doesn't have that "plastic" look

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Bless you my Nigerian prince

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yet.....

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I thought at first said "sending 8000 their Secret Santa machetes".

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me too, some of the best friends I've had!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My birthday is 4/19. Great

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's me with blueberry vodka

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably juice

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good thing no ones proposing to you...

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4