CaffeineManic

300263 pts ยท April 10, 2016


Spent 2001-2006 marketing toy elephants with no outside help. Spent 1997-2001 supervising the production of bagpipes in Mexico. Won several awards for working on hobos in Hanford, CA. Managed a small team deploying sex drones in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Earned praise for marketing bathtub gin in Pensacola, FL. Gifted in promoting sausage in Edison, NJ. Talented in developing shaving cream in the UK. Had a brief career filtering bathtub gin worldwide, concurrent to buying and selling velcro in Cuba. Spent the 80's training dust in Africa.

I assume this is just ragebait.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Describe how your pool works. I"m interested.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure either Trump or Vance are the real devils. Seems like somebody at the Heritage Foundation are the ones pulling the levers of power now. Trump often doesn't know what's in the Executive Orders he's signing, those are being written by the Heritage Foundation.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you aren't paying a mortgage by 40, you probably never will.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#15 That chandelier is only 5 feet above the floor.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don't come with a little cask of brandy to warm me up?

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This, obviously, is what Jeff wants you to believe.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The Truth?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Think about getting "fixed". Or declawed. Or clipped ears. Or your whole species warped by selective breeding for fashion.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

All I know is "Mike Jagger / Rolling Stones themed public urinals in Paris France."

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For some kids, the lockdown will be the best memory of their entire childhood. For others it will be the worst.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's a slice missing: " Shit you think you know, but you're totally wrong about."

5 years ago | Likes 210 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised it didn't go into his open mouth.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you understand men?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which particular daddy's boy is in the headlock? I thought there was a name.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That table can only hold a little over a hundred pounds.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So what's the strangest thing you've taken to the paint store and asked them to color match?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There are some nice mesh chairs at Costco. Haven't seen any chairs with that footrest you show there.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He should have been suspended according to Twitter's TOS regarding racism and threats.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0