CShock

5920 pts ยท March 18, 2012


How does sex with a mermaid work?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I thought the kid who accused him said he lied

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Hes shaped like an actual dog, cant be scrappy, obviously scooby

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, writing

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We had both in middle school, can confirm ISS is way worse than OSS

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Boyfriend and his siblings were homeschool, he excels socially, his brother not so much, depends on the person

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

I am 22 and work with only like 12 other people and the second youngest person is 45, perks of working with all older ladies is the soft TP

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*down

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Flip the top pizza bun upside dow ?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wash the faucet off first maybe?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Choo choo

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We bred mice and I went In to feed them and found the placenta of one of the pregnant mice that they had devoured... the fetus was alive too

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kid looks older than 4, i would have dug a safari at 6 or 7

8 years ago | Likes 210 Dislikes 0

The "bad" jaws one isnt bad either, it just looks older

8 years ago | Likes 241 Dislikes 4

Yeah but i think the exchange is fair, considering its much easier for guys

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ive been told "dont bother with hand jobs, i can do it myself better anyway" XD

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

It probably picked up pretty quick and once that starts doing that theres no way anybody is going to risk their life to go in and lock it

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Maybe you should have gotten shot instead of just shot at?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I coincidentally had one of these for the first time today!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still waiting to get used to it

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If they cant get back up theyll die, from poor blood flow

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what do you mean 4 years old?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if i get mad about something, ill whisper in a yelling tone in the shower the entire time, as if I'm yelling at them...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dont get it...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

for 4 years and only have our first argument recently... if you pick the right people, very few is plenty (2/2)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

in school i never had a ton of friends, graduated and now I've stuck to under 5 that i ever talk to, one that I've been friends with (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this is from a subreddit...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

the title of the article is just meant to grab your attention, you should have actually looked at it before just assuming... (2/2)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They didnt drive it over her, they were children and the car was going towards a cliff and she jumped infont of it to save them. (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1