CHowell2010

6911 pts ยท July 20, 2013


I'm a guy. I do things. I'm like a modern day adventurer.

Would be funnier if the bananas were different sizes.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#1 is the winner's choice. Classy but not TOO fancy to be casual.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Just accept that you're going to be called "Weekend warrior" constantly.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I appreciate your concern even if I don't believe it's for me as an individual but rather a hollow concern for humanity in general.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah but I don't. It ain't gonna change anything about my life, and I'm not likely to hear anything I can't already figure out myself.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Eh, I don't care. The important part was about thinking you had a normal childhood and everyone being horrified when you told stories.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

VERY similar situation to me, minus the "got help" part.

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

and they called it "Vantablack" ? Not something cool?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I prefer short hair too, and it looks good on you.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Love your hair!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

I mean, those accounts probably aren't people. At least not in the same way that you and I are. They are probably hired to spam like that.

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

96-04

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dammit Garret, get your shit together!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If she does actually like you she'll chase you and want to be around you/invite you to hang out, etc.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No no and no. She might have just said she likes you because you're her boss and she's afraid. Back the fuck off.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The idea that my personal misery helped you is help enough for me!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years later: Cleaning up spilt soda from old floor that I don't own

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me: Top same but "Not have kids"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, it's a corporation wire tap, not a government one. But like, yeah the government should have offered their own pancake recipes!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

No like legit though, what country are you working in and how did you do it? I'm really curious.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What country and how did you do it?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here in Seattle

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How many useful facts ARE THERE to know about the square of the hypotenuse? I can imagine that's it's just the one that's useful

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dumb meetings like these are just excuses to not have to do anything for 10 minutes to an hour or so. Then again, I don't work in an office

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I actually didn't hear about that, damn. However in China people are afraid of being punished for trying to help due to some famous lawsuits

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The argument to that however is "But knives are less deadly! I'd rather be stabbed than a bunch of people shot!" I don't agree but whatever.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Oh so edgy, it's so cool to hate on all the technological advancements in communications made in the past 23 years /s

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

You can't beat Sharky and Palp

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You gotta poon the shark!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't realize that Vault 76 is the first vault that was opened right? There is no one out in the wasteland yet.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0