Pickle from my garden....gun for scale
And we're only in July...
Just ridiculous...3 dollars for the meter is highway robbery
Let the games begin!
Same place I keep all the fucks I give
Worth it!
For scale....
Add another one to the unemployment list! Hahah
Who knows their shit, and who knows they're shit?
Story of my life!
Doing this for my grandmother...it'll be worth the smack
Adulting 101
The real reason for human anxiety
Awww! So sweet!
Ohhh myyyyy....
The results of death wish coffee
Also, when I need to "just run in" to Target
Ohhhh now u tell us....
A physical representation of Monday
And this is why no woman has ever been to the moon!
TIL
Me in real life!
anthropodermic bibliopegy....TIL
Happy little elephant
I relapsed because of Thin Mints
I simply stated..."it can't possibly take that long"...
So many snoots, which one to boop?
Cartoon buff!
Gives new meaning to "rim job"
It's 100% effective!
I'm going to hell for this...
Kids these days!
Me IRL
Today I learned
HA!
I'll buy anything presented in this manner!
Onward, Buttercup....there's fuckery to spread!
11. Once a year, the flu gets Chuck Norris shots
That fridge door is a huge threat!
Ain't that the truth!
Mmmmmmm.....pizza!
There's too much truth In this!
A for creativity. F for mixing fireball with soda
Can u believe this shit?!?!
When mom lectures me as a grown ass woman!
Wait for it.....
"I hate tacos", said no Juan, ever
I made it....it was close, but I made it!