C3OP

451 pts · October 3, 2016


I like turtels, especially babyturtles. Feel free to send pictures of 3 of my favorite things: turtles and boobs! I'm an male emergency center nurse and just annoyed from everything! :D

Because LIDL is from Germany

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh god no, super fast, flying spider. Im out.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ach ja, und danke für deinen lieben Brief. War wirklich schön diesen zu lesen. :)

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but after that ge got shot a second time.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Caaarl, that kills the Fisch!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And one film.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What was this about again?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That the farm is a great place for the cat? Yes we know that, thank you!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No Glutamate! My body, my choice!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wrote something similar in my Tinder bio...

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Das stimmt, aber am besten aus dem Fass vor Ort!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wilhelmshaven? :D

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ouha, da trittst du aber eine Diskussion los...

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wer bitte weiß hier, wo Jever ist?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ja Moin vom Leeraner

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

0/2

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*3 of the best parts

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not, if he's still warm.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Has to be L I D L. this green scanner on the left is to scan their App :) A L D I is not this far.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So... Penis near the garbage disposal... Yeah ... NOPE!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's why I always have my hand down my pants

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As an german, I can confirm! *gesturse to Hitler *

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Prepare to die!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worst harvester ever!

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

For sure?

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Everything is for scale in this banana - universe!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like comic sans in user sub

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I want 10!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU BETTER TELL ME WHO THE F**K SUSA IS!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1