ByteeBandit

4207 pts ยท January 17, 2017


I live in NZ, my father recently retired and his bucket list dream is to watch NASCAR on track one day. We had planned to go last season, my first time leaving rhe country and his first time coming to the USA. Then ICE started popping off, and you see I have the indigenous, so I'm caramel brown, and well the old boy turned to me and said we can re write the bucket list. We both feared I would be considered too brown for the American holocaust *ahem* I mean experience

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It was beyond perventin it seems

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Inshpecta schnuffs is on the case !

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NZ is too multi cultural to be a shoes on society

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As a rare breed of theatre kid who was not obnoxious and catty I can attest to both the obnoxiousness and cattyness of theatre kids. I found it attracted alot of us who wanted to pretend to be normal, only to find out that being ourselves is just more fun. Also turns out Shakespeare is swoon worthy no matter the era. The ladies always seemed more interested once when you passionately expressed yourself donning tight pantaloons

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Imhotep is invisible

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Let us bless the ants, blants.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've got a hemp floor Matt, I have a 12kg ragamuffin and hims claws are goblin knives. Didn't take to any scratch post but he ADORES the hemp Matt. He's yet to damage it, and he goes to townn on it. Had it 5 years and he knows it his no matter what house I'm in. It's also the size of my lounge which helps with the scratchy zoomies

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's wrong with a little onomatopaec mastication between friends and family ? /s

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The extra laps round the field prevented the blood from swelling to your broken fingees. You would also be too tired to complain so win.... win ?

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The HONEEEYY BADGERRRR SKEET SKEET SWEAT SWEAT

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yuan not the yen, and maybe... you may be better off mitigating your dollar investment losses by converting to precious metals such as gold or silver. Don't take my word tho, is just my opinion

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That may bring about the collapse of the dollar, just like how the pound Sterling fell, China is ready if you don't mind shifting all trade a currency through the yuan. I think that may be why Canada and NATO aren't withdrawing us bonds. It has real potential to collapse the western stock market if the US economy collapses.

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

So did the Iranian security police. The people rose up collectively faced down the front of violence, to great sacrifice. The streets chanted "down with the dictator" as the security forces fled, overwhelmed by the shear will of the people. It CAN happen. Unfortunately it comes at a significant sacrifice, like chemo for cancer. What a horrid timeline

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clip the baby on the bus goes wah, this is our new gif response

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I needed to give this a guy a systematic break down, i know what type of fighter he is... and I said I was going to take his soul, I said we were going to see it leaving his body round by round, beacuase some people are just there to get knocked tf out." -Joshua's response after being asked if he was disappointed he didn't put him away sooner

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, my favourite rethoric. Talking over others who are factually correct to establish you dominance within the conversation. This works without cameras rolling as it relies on popularity and hearsay, the more you talk the further your point is solidifyed in the minds of others. Now with cameras rolling well.... yall needa start using that thinker, dust her off and give ya mammaries a rest might do some good

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly so many teachers failed to state exactly this. I was fortunate enough to have a tutor in electrical (in my early 20s) who often go on complex and interesting tangents knowing we wouldn't understand wtf he was on. He once spent the afternoon trying to explain the brilliance thermodynamic theory and the introduction of delta s and why it was so ingenous. Really opened my eyes to the possibility of logic based thinking, and came in reeeal handy later on when I branched into refrigeration

3 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Guess they were to busy up that hill to proof read the blueprints. Or most likely they skipped on the designs due to loss of funding after Jack's big accident

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If on app go full screen, it fixes the bug for me

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the tottler ? Also Albert Einstein

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's the insta tags peripheral flashing or the obnoxious text. Manipulative marketing, is really getting to me tbh. Every "story" is just an opportunity for you to be sold at

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Mitigate as best you can. There is no telling a toddler not to do something. They just see it as a chance to challenge there perceived social norm. I.e how many times can I get away with x until y, and were the reprocussions worth the punishment of z ? If no, then I'll freaking do it again muahahah I'm a toddler stfu

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just gonna casually draw attention to the "life finds a way" goldblum cosplayer lying behind obi won

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a trades person I've always knocked to tune of Mario. Bada dap badada dup

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

All in equal parts. The order is insignificant, whats important is that there is an equal proportion of each item left at the end of said meal. Then the fun begins, we initiate a battle Royale, consisting of food related melodrama in a bid to see which item has the grit and integrity to claim the title of "last mouthful"

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still yet to gather the confidence and $$, but am planning to get the yoked 25yr wife beater wearing millhouse in the hellfish stance as a tat. The cigil will read "bones, cuff dry"

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well... my government has, we just sell that illegally surveyed information TO your govt. 5 eyes babyyyyy gotta love a loop hole

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since the early 2000s as far as i can remember. I feel like now is a good time to stress the importance of using a VPN. Trackers can be far more insipid, a harmless qr code for instance. Bluetooth contact tracing and the like. Magnet trackers are very primitive in comparison, generally because they are static tracing I.e you have to pick up the tracker after the fact and download the data. I have seen app based live trackers however, so yea there's that

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Peeky foken blinders

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