Buttwiper24

629 pts ยท May 18, 2017


My 4 year old screams "butt crack-ers" everywhere we go bc she can't say butt crack, and her and my 2 year old laugh uncontrollably.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

South Carolina?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We can be vanilla prude together.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And netflix

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was once the most hated person at a party. They wanted 9cases of Natty light and 3 cases of ice. They got 9cases of ice and they were mad.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew a 20 year old who didn't know how to work a vacuum.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could burn the garlic. I always add when my onions are half cooked.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

David was my favorite but I think Matt Smith was amazing to watch.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mine too! He just took the whole stick and went to town.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a big TV.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I couldn't tell you if they did or not. We just got into Penn station I didn't think a bottle of water would be that expensive

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My hair is dry and curly. I look like a lion if I go out and it's humid.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found the cheapest thing (well what I thought would be cheap) they don't give you the key if you don't buy something.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I gotta do it..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I paid $6 10+ yrs ago for Starbucks water in Manhattan (just so I could have the key for the br) but the water was delicious.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

My 16 year old step daughter runs the washer with no detergent in it and says "I thought there was leftover from the laundry you did."

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I have a sexy pair that I wore for 3 days doing housework to get used to them HATED IT. I bought me some boots for Xmas and love em!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I always hoped to wake up one day with Asian hair.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All I want is to have my piece of piiiieeeeee -boston. Perfect tune for my fat ass.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in SC too. I went to a gas station that put a $300 hold on your account. Scariest gas station story in my life.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My husband doesn't put as much thought into my gift. Great job.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

No, she'll just drive past your house in her Lamborghini with her new man just to say hi of course.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Idk.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes. It's a very cool thing to see in person. It's massive.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I bet you're real fun at parties.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

There are certain things you just know..

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"no! What's the white thing" he answered "her tooth". Sometimes with your first the little things scare you. Don't know about itchy butt.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My husband and I threw her in the car and raced to the er. Sat for 4.5 he's the Dr comes in looks at her and says "she's fine" I said

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

When my DD was about 8 months old she was running and smacked her face busted her gum. Blood everywhere it was like a horror movie.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I suggest he is in a different country Christmas morning.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1