ButtholeButts

12884 pts ยท August 9, 2017


Only if it's a school cafeteria.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Company: "Our products never break!" Me: "lol.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya know, I'm starting to think that Brazil might have a problem with violent crime.

3 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

"I know it's a robot suit, but it's a GIRL. I simply HAVE to make her pose so her butt's showing and centered in-frame." -neckbeard artist

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Jokes for boomers who use phrases like "ball and chain" to describe marriage.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ha ha misogyny.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Google it brah" is not answering their question. That's just trolling.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And with competition between NVIDIA and AMD being so fierce, profit margins are too lean for board partners, so they're giving up on GPUs.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you're gonna waste the time typing something, just answer their fucking question and don't be a smartass.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Depriving board partners of necessary drivers, just to make the Founders Edition cards sell better and the board partners look worse.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

EVGA has stopped manufacturing GPUs. The money sucks and NVIDIA has specifically been sabotaging their own board partner companies.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What they mean is that NVIDIA is undercutting their own board partners and making them take huge losses and depriving them of drivers.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At first I thought this was a Chick tract, but now I'm only 70% sure.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What the fuck is a Lommy?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want one.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just give your meat church a good ol rub.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"How dare they call us extremists? We just want to... *checks Jan 6th notes* ...violently overthrow the government and democracy."

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

We have such sights to show you, so smash that like and hit subscribe.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When you're not sure if the acid has kicked in yet, but your teeth taste really weird for some reason.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Prague rock.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

When the methodone clinic vans drops everyone off at the corner with a voucher for free Dunkins.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

World's first microwave oven was used to cook hamsters and it shot so much wild radiation that it turned on lightbulbs. But now they're safe

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rule #1 of all new tech: Never be an early adopter. Let someone else's brain get fried first. After that, take it in stride.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Before: Make no money cause the label owns your soul. After: Make no money cause the algorithm owns the audiences' souls.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Musical "doom" happened when the internet showed up. Not that the musicians weren't already living in a different kind of hell before.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We need to normalize fulfilling marriages by choice again.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh absolutely. For a time divorce was just out of the question. Thankfully that's not how we live anymore and people need to GET OVER IT.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also all the boomer jokes about relationships are always toxic. Get a divorce and go live in the desert you hateful shits.

3 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

"New thing = bad" has always been the laziest form of humor. Like you've shown in the last one, it's been around since forever.

3 years ago | Likes 315 Dislikes 1