Butterlumps

165576 pts · May 3, 2013


Hello, I don't know why you're here but I'm guessing that I either pissed you off, impressed you, or you're just wondering about the username. anyway don't people usually put shit about them in this place? ... here's stuff about me! My name is Joseph, but you can call me Joe if you so please. I like to make gifs, if you ever want one made, message me and I'll try my best! I really like hedgehogs, Dark Souls is my favorite game. I am one of the few gods of MS paint, if you feel the need for a low resolution yet high quality image, let me know. I always try to be as nice as possible to people. Well, I'm kind of an asshole, but *most* people. If anyone screenshots this and gets it to the front page, I'll chug about 5 bottles of ketchup in time lapse and post it in the comments, good luck. I always upvote nice eyes, Dark Souls, and generally funny things... If you want to say anything, feel free to message me, I'm always here to help out, or just talk bullshit for a few hours. Gimp animation tutorial by yours truly: http://imgur.com/gallery/pYDoH Everyone has selfies in these so i guess this is a picture of me: http://imgur.com/sMUsJoU Feel free to ask me about my username, there is a long and sad story about how it came to be, there is more depth to it than one might think. I rarely browse the front page, I usually just do when things in usersub are particularly bad. #Usersub4life If this is Imgur coming to get me cause I'm in trouble, I probably deserve it, but c'mon, let me stay. I'll give you free ice cream. FRONTPAGE COUNT: 23 times! that's really it, thanks for reading! ___________________________________________ Tried my hand at my first ascii art: ____ ____-/ (o) \-V /_____ |//\ rawr VVVV \ |//\ _/\/\/\/\ / |//\ \____ |//\ \_______________ RIP nightnurseirl323, you were always my favorite user... GRMM is also pretty neat though If you're reading this, I'm long since gone from Imgur, normally just logging in every now and then to check messages and upload something to share on Reddit or something.

I don't post much anymore. Here's a startled Toucan.

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I never use Imgur anymore but I heard it was the 29th.

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Fighting pre-hardmode bosses late into Hardmode.

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Stop shooting my pilots, I need those.

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I'm just taking advantage of what's relevant to complain about imgur being shitty.

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Also to see the few unlucky people who happened to be on the losing end of an argument.

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Now that usersub is broken I can just post a completely unfinished Confession Bear with no consequences.

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My taste in music is pretty shitty I guess.

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13 years ago we planted a small line of Bamboo thinking it would block the view of the fence and look nice...

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Am I a man yet guys?

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I drew a dreg from Destiny.

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This kinda blew my mind when I found out.

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Can anyone relate?

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As one final shitpost, before Imgur gets fixed, I photoshopped Obama kissing Joe Biden just for practice earlier today.

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Mommy had a long night last night...

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Guys I'm so close help a brother out.

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When "no" is too classy.

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MRW I'm already seeing Christmas posts in Usersub

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Imgur is going down so often at this point that I have sealed my emotions in gif format.

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MRW my greatest enemy is a Wizard Chef that uses cakes to commit evil deeds.

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Google really knows what I'm looking for.

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Due to all the recent "Over capacity" Issues, I've made a gif to inspire Imgur to get their shit together.

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When a website asks me to disable my ad blocker.

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This is one of my biggest issues with constantly coming back here.

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I've fallen in love with a youtube channel that hardly anyone knows about.

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I've never been a really blunt person and I always try to say things in the nicest way possible, but this guy never took a hint.

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The HD remake of Super Mario 64 is looking so good. 

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I had 11 viewers. 11 people watched me browse the internet for over 12 hours.

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I realise this might be a dick move and slightly illegal but god... That dog could barely walk on her own.

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I'm bored and want to make gifs or drawings for you guys so I made a gif explaining how I want to make gifs or drawings for you guys.

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WW1 tanker stops for one last picture with his comrades, before the final battle of his life.

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Tommy used to work on

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I swear to god I can't even sit in my room with a pizza in the oven without getting yelled at by everyone within a mile radius.

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Downloads Folder cleanout dump. [I crashed chrome 3 times trying to upload this]

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I'm sure dieters and hard core health freaks have all done this one.

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Big tiny baby turtle dump.

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I'm gonna keep making these until Imgur quits going down.

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Just a nice reminder to any Guardians on imgur right now.

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The curse of creating OC off my computer.

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Like, a lot of the times I can't even figure out what you're referring to.

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I made Battlefield emblems for every faction in Destiny!

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I've been trying to work on getting better at writing, but I don't feel like I'm ready to post to reddit or anything like that yet, so here, I wrote a spooky story for your late night, enjoy! Or not, I dunno I'm new to this.

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Because thumbnails.

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Just a thought

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He just flies around on the ceiling and sometimes climbs on my light bulb, I have  weird roommate.

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I can actually say this here.

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When one of my posts gets a large amount of negative attention.

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Things on phones look like that for a reason, when you put it on a larger screen, it looks like I'm emulating a phone.

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Youtube has a nice animals section, but they know what I'm really interested in.

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It's rough...

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I'm too easy to clickbait...

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This has probably been posted here before, but I just really really like it.

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I still can't figure out why they removed that.

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Someone told me to organise my desktop.

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Lets go boys

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