ButteredToast

14011 pts ยท July 20, 2011


I don't even like buttered toast.

I like how much this reminds me of Perry Bible Fellowship.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My daughter and I are not biologically related, but our kid pics look similar. If you really want to know, I'd suggest going for a DNA test.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Man, and I thought this guy could just play music! Keep it up, Greg!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You can still make #4 if you mix Jello with whipped cream.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Brings new meaning to the word "snowblower".

9 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

You look fantastic! I hope you manage to knock out those last 35 pounds and maintain it!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Can confirm, dated a bipolar Beth who was unwrapping other people's meat too.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#2 looks like spiders on bread. Absolutely nope.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#PullingMyJohnsonForJohnson

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Which Ken Jeong movie is this?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Because weight is not arbitrary or controllable, but somehow height is.

9 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 7

Sure do, seems like it was just yesterday that it happened.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

People would probably be less afraid of skeletons if they gave out more free stuff on their birthday.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I just looked at your other sketches. There's always a sort of incompleteness with black and white sketches, but yours aren't like that.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yeah, you really gotta hand it to her.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"This is always exactly how it pans out" said no one ever.

9 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 8

Looking at #8 makes me crave some lime Jello.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Girls like that tend to have another thing in common with lasagna: They both have cheese.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#4 I don't know why a bunch of Chinese people would be in a Park, but I do know why a bunch of Korean people would.

9 years ago | Likes 346 Dislikes 2

Nice jingle! Now sing it exactly twenty times in a row.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Sunset stroll.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No chill at all, dude.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Awesome job, dude! Maintain that shit!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think I just found a bad memory of this guy.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That's worth maybe two brapples at most.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Had the same thing happen with a bird in the middle of a road once. Didn't handle it directly, but moved it until it got its shit together.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You must be a real hit at parties.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It's bad enough you have to boast about your daughter in every Amestrian's face, but do you have to do it on Imgur too?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Skuacide.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0