ButteredNoodleDriver

40912 pts ยท July 6, 2017


Get Bob Saget to the front page and I'll 3d print you some random futurama stuff. Or something. Does anyone read these? Why?

Very slightly fishy, chewy chicken, but chicken nonetheless. Like... A chicken with a thing for pilates and sardines

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chemical engineering is good at engineering poisons

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a very serious matter.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Send in the robot to test if it's safe! Damn it dad, I'm not a robot

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well then good thing i was referencing the usa!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Well that and their brilliant approach to making their messaging only really work as part of their walled garden. Facebook-esque

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well iphones literally have a bigger market share than android, and every article seems to suggest just that. Windows vs linux is similar

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 13

Or the Crab People Crab

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It gets all those nasty toxins out and adds a joyous splash of red to an otherwise boarding road. Win win

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mother left before i was born too

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well i sure dont. But I'll lie and act all superior about it

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well the US military commissioned thousands of such propoganda posters, but who knows for sure. Could be modern, could be foreign

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

...what? Why would you need to type out every single name of each location? Do you need to write out every word in English to spell a word?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

Both, i believe. But primarily a manpad

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ha, i like how its a modernization of grom missles. Thunder THEN lightning!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well... They're not assholes, necessarily. On the other hand, ignorance doesn't excuse anything either. Do some due diligence before talking

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 24

Not just any jizz

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a feeling he doesn't care much at this point

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oooh trogdor's gameboy

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh sure we have "laws" along those lines. Too bad it's so full of holes (send anything valuable to a different company, declare bankruptcy)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bob Saget, obviously

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

Hopefully amphibian snuff porn isn't the title of your sex tape. But we all know it is. You sicko

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

*gingerly touches giant red scratches all over face and forearm* Hmmm.. Now thay you mention it I do regret teaching my dog how to high five

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Ma'am! This road has a 2.5t weight limit!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's a good question... Seeing as i immediately read that as 'assfuck'

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I do love their angry africanized crapple-coated bees though. Medium rare.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As do cretins in general

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Phew, thank goodness. Wait, how does this apply to tongue baths

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure, but does she know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0