ButtStuffPrincess

918 pts ยท October 26, 2015


I have no idea how but once I pooped a perfectly round sphere. What I imagine giving birth must feel like but the relief was incredible.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is a beautiful and dangerous noodle. <3

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I call them sweet little tater tots. The parents never know that I'm calling their kida potato in clothes.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. Yorkies are all love and wiggles. Source :chorkie owner.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We should deny care to those who have not gotten this READILY AVAILABLE AND FREE vaccine.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not incorrect if you have cats.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Everyone who down voted this comment has owned fish and enjoyed the hobby.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 7

This gives me anxiety. Have an upvote.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bonobos... Highly social and solve most of their problems through group orgies.... They're wonderful apes.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Top red card sales person 3 years running. I felt like SpongeBob saying chocolate would make you fly. Target. Never again...

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Epi-tome.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'."

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mystery snail eggs, I think. Or apple snail. Hard to tell... Is the air moist?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone, any gender can turn down sex if they don't want it. Just means I get to try again next time. But for now, mutual pizza in bed.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Step one: have four feet of perfect, thick hair, minimum.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was the same way. Still mispronounce words that I've only seen in my books.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Agreed. If my tenants would read the rules and their lease it would save so much headache.... Or even listen as I go over it with them.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fellow landlord here. Destroy your property, harass you at work or threaten or assault you. All for trying to perform your job description.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

ship. *

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, they are loud and fiercely protective. But if you've ever loved one & had one love you back, you'd have 20 years of love and companion

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Here's someone who's never owned a chihuahua.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

#28 Clara is the shit. I wish she was my grandmother. I cured when I found out she passed.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The black rabbit of death.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Waaaaay way back in the late 80s, early 90s right in front of the checkout. I'd browse and look while mom watched from the register. :)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watched this movie and the Last Unicorn back to back on repeat for months on end. Albertsons never got their tapes back.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

What attracts them to the hat?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The grandma I knew was am abusive wench. The grana I wish I knew died long before I was born. I like to think she would have been this sweet

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0