ButDoesItFloat

5973 pts ยท March 31, 2013


Is he ded?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been there, it's a very uncomfortable moment.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now I can die

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No joke, I had a taxi driver drive me to the wrong place, pull over and lock the doors on me in Shanghai once.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Fer reals. I have had two 6 hour sessions (on my lower stomach) but after 30 minutes on my ribs I was begging for mercy (still finished tho)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why does this make me want to vomit?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly! Trapping a human in a well!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

10/10 would totes punch that face

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also cry into my cat.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't tell him, he's obviously a spy.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every religion is. Non-religious groups too. Actually the entire global population is littered with cunts come to think of it.....

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 3

Omg this had me in tears

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oddly satisfying.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like a riddle! I hate riddles!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Different perspective: I was watching only their hands (not the lace making) and it reminded me of a drunkard trying to organize pencils...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaaaand now I feel like a piece of shit because I've most definitely let Mr. Rodgers down :/

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone is on their best behavior because they don't want booze banned.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who knew F was so prolific

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm glad no one is around to see me laugh at this horrible, horrible joke.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Are you having any feelings of megalomania?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

..the spit is even better.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

No, I go to wine conventions to drink from the spit buckets.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

I'm so glad you shared your opinion.

7 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 16

Totes agree.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But clarey sage....

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He killed someone I know too and he was also a good person :(

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Aaaaaaaaand I'm crying

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really, really want this to be a lie.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is it restocked because it's overfished?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I bet you're fun at parties!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4