I see this ending badly.
If you drink the drink, invariably you will have to....
Seeking inspiration
Dysentery here I come!
Frozen fountain near my office in KC
I hear this movie is a real stinker.
Mother Nature? Meet Founding Father.
GOURDAL KOMBAT!!!
Remember how Boaty got his name? Let's do that with my kid.
My Super Pooper Codename
Don't say I didn't warn ya
Working on a new piece for my house. It'll be a 5'x7' of the first appearance of Wolverine (Hulk 181)
Samus is pouting.
Tempting, but I'm trying to cut back.
I missed Puppy Day!
I was in Vegas, but I ran into Knoxville.
Let the FIT shaming commence
My dog sits weird: the next chapter
My weird dog.
Update: Banana for scale this time
Update #3
I'd toss her salad and scramble her eggs.
Free copy of my Dad's most recent ebook
All hail my HypnoDog?
Happy Harleyween, imgur!
The Brazen Giraffe
Someone tell your mom that # 9157 B stole her brand.
My wife's system of prioritization is truly a modern marvel.
Thanks Obama.
Right or wrong, this is my parenting.
Two down. Two to go.
I asked Siri to "remind me to give Lucy her pill every day"
There is nothing I can add.
Douchebag CAUTION
Sounds like a dark film.
MY DOG IS MAJESTIC AF
Romance is a river of slime.
I am now a credited audiobook narrator!
My Gotham City Gourd
LDS Church response to Trump's Muslim ban
My glorious dogger sits weird
Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine.
Want to see a picture of me and Cary Elwes?
Septaquintaquincique...oh whatever.
Dataman-circa 1977
1989 called...it wants its AWESOME back
Nasty heat shield from disassembled theater popper vaguely resembles Millennium Falcon.
MRW my wife brings a bottle of Clorox to the bedroom
Submitted for your consideration
I manage a theater and found this under the seats. I'll mail it back...along with my minor changes.
My 5 y/o daughter's OC
The house that upvotes built.
Help me dispense justice.
Extra Crispy INDEED.
Eastman and Laird TMNT tribute piece I'm working on
Meanwhile, in Oklahoma...
My company last night
And then there were four.
Almost done-atello. Update #3.
My real-life creepy pasta