RHM
My butthole this morning after I ate hot wings for dinner last night.
For later use
I’m doing the speed limit to save gas and I feel like Ricky Bobby after the accident.
You glorious bastard
Eh, I’ll take it.
People in Texas today.
I was told someone would ask for this.
Not sure my wife is going to appreciate the “in bed” portion of this fortune.
Walking in the kitchen after my wife makes a snack.
13th Favorite
I’m actually in a bit of a Andy Dwyer situation with this but…
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Good comic
As someone who recently switched from the front page to user sub.
I mean… it’s a lot.
Straight dude here and my first thought seeing this ad was, “that’s a nice ass”.
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Hell
I know they say X marks the spot but…
Roast me
My daughter starting all of her stories.