BrometheusFunk

7734 pts ยท July 1, 2016


Professor of Trivialities

If every member of the eagles had shaved their heads, Trump would have been forced to invite them.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Eagles are 2-0 this year against people claiming to be patriots.

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Italians that give birth on the new moon birth to Romans. Italians that give birth on the full moon birth Fascists. i read it in a book once

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so he was like Crassus, but with less trade-in value.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

ur waifu is shit

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You can wash whites and light colors together as long as it's not a heavy load, but wash the darks seperately, because they're more violent.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But how do you feel about your chances against the Eagles' defense next Sunday?

8 years ago | Likes 475 Dislikes 13

Am I the one overtly sexualizing clothing worn in a non-sexual context? No, it's the children who are sluts.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

To be fair, ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I think you misunderstood my post. I wasn't being sarcastic. And legitimizing experts in unrelated fields is a hallmark of pop science.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not what my comment said. The mechanisms of democracy render ignorance indistinguishable from knowledge. Knowledge is non-democratic.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Yes, that's literally what democracy means. Don't take political theory from pop scientists.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 13

a faux fox, if you will

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In other news, an outspoken anti-common sense advocate has been appointed to the head of Department of Common Sense...

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

Bitch, I might be.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He has a doctorate in art history. What have you done with your life?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

tfw no sequel. ;_;

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, he could be using McD wifi to lag-kill people in Overwatch. Glass half full, bro.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sauce?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Maybe the world's most famous metaphysician isn't the best example of the pursuit of truth.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

: )

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The people's candidate in 2020:

9 years ago | Likes 381 Dislikes 7

tfw people complaining about liberals put a Neoliberal in the oval office.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 21

I would.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

mrw saber clones:

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Vocalizing dissent, addressing grievances, opposing policy, providing visibility, pissing off people who tell them how/when to protest...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Memetic value theory, metaphysics of normative ethics, systemic cultural reinforcement. Speaking of believing in things that aren't real...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1