I cook, I feel like I don't clean the house often enough, I fold laundry but forget to put it away, except now I have spreadsheets to keep track of it all, so I wind up doing it. I can drive, but my husband can't. My Spanish is better than my German, which is better than my Greek. Latin is in there somewhere. My favourite SNES game is FF3/6, and I am undecided on Playstation, but for PC? Oh that's easy, Baldur's Gate. I write compulsively, usually clocking thirty-thousand words a day, sometimes more - NOT including storyboarding and research on the side. Interested in 3D graphics editing and architectural design - real world applications of straight up engineering. Went to Culinary Institute of America back when all they really seemed to teach was French and Italian cooking, and scared the crap out of some of my teachers with insane Filipino foods. If I think your attempt at an ethnic food is crap, I will fucking tell you, and back my shit up too. BACK STATESIDE. Will miss German friends, will miss Europe in general, but won't miss post. Many friends to see over here in the States though, many that haven't been seen in more than five years, and some have been known for almost a decade, but only now will be able to finally meet up to play video games, D&D, or whatever floats the boat sailing down the river of life today. (For you poor schmucks who're morbidly curious as to what I look like: http://imgur.com/sy0m8Y4 <-- Halloween 2016 http://imgur.com/JFbNpEX <-- yr old pickie, basically what I look like now http://imgur.com/6v1AutT <-- body ref, though I'm not quite that big anymore. That's a 9yr old pickie Answering just to get it out of the way as some folks pester until they get an answer Height: 5'1.5" Weight: Number's misleading, so it's better to use size - US18/20 Age: 34 Status: If you actually wanna know, ask Location: Somewhere in the northern Midwest)
No, that's not like, creepy, at all. Nope. Not at all...*shudder*
I'm quoting a friend of mine who we call Buddha Bob
In my youth, I prayed for the body of a god. I was thinking Zeus, Apollo, perhaps even Hermes. What I got, was Buddha
Don't forget Surf Ninjas, and Three Ninjas!
Don't forget the cartoon! And also Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
Granted, I go to the chiro twice weekly, so the guy's cut me amazeballs deal, and I go to massage every other week at the school to cut cost
been maintained to almost full proper alignment with a mix of massage to loosen muscles, and chiro to keep pushin' spine where it should be
Regular chiropractic care can help maintain that - speakin' from experience on this point. I've got a mild right curve on my spine that's
Joke vs you = over head
I lathe you
Also: WHAT FUCKING SORCERY IS THIS?! ALMOST FIVE HUNDRED FREAKY FRACKIN' BOLTS IN A ROW?! DAMN YOU
....I was just bitching to a friend about a time in back in 02, when I'd gotten to 198 bolts consecutively dodged...and then sneezing
One is a tempting shiny colourful lever/button that comes with the bonus of fun noises. The other can kill you
*edit - just the adults of said family, happily integrate her spawn into a much better home, life, and future as a big "FU" to the bitch
Poor man's bidet, darlin', that's all that is
family figure they can to her life
estate for the daughter's upkeep. Also, Johnny and Jude both frequently visit her as well as take her on family holidays, lending what male
Jude, Collin, and Johnny all donated their income from the movie to Heath's daughter, as Heath's father has refused to allocate any of the
Because you wish to be thought of enough to be asked to attend, but have the option and power to say 'nay, fuck off with that'
would cry and run around gasping as she ballooned up until a Bendryl or doggy epipen was administered...
Sadly, some pupps are actually allergic to pb. I found this out because a friend's Italian Greyhound loved to hunt for peanuts and then
Noo but without la chancla how else will discipline be had?!
RAVING RABIDS
Well, that's what parenting is like
No idea, but I wouldn't mind leading him to my boudoir
The point - bad memories of time spent in area, turns into general dislike of entire place
Who the fuck cares if they're magic so long as they're delicious?!
Meanwhile, I'm usually too busy beatin' the shit out of the other dude to do that. Boyfriend can go run and call the cops
Askin' the real questions here, huh?
*boom pregnant* Gee thanks, I'm a single mother now