BreakfastShots

2722 pts ยท August 11, 2017


Normal in the head, normal in bed.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks like a good boy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

And with what blowjob, nobody is going to give you attitude.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Racist old white American dude in Ugandan prison? Holy shit...

7 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Personally, I find neither to be particularly appetizing.

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

She doesn't even know you, but she's sick of your shit. You know which one I'm talking about.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

At 16 I had a kid, 3 part time jobs, an apartment, and was 2 years from my first deployment to a combat zone. And I still didn't complain.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But wait! There's more!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pork, egg, carbs, fat, salt... What's not to love about ramen?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NPH wouldn't do that!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Logos used to be as basic as septum piercings.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Treat for lupus and sarcoidosis.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems like a whole lotta folks never played Fallout.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I ruttin' love it as well.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Relax, bro. Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Such aroooo.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clint looks like he takes shots of tequila, snorts the salt, and squirts the lime in his eye.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And when the money runs out, you can just print more!

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 7

There are drawbacks to steroid use though...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Way to open with your cat tax, you rebel.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I despise the stench of European socialism, but Goddamn... I really want to go see some castles.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

What kind of water turns into a Yeerk?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

$32,000,000? For harassment? Dafuq kinda harassment warrants $32,000,000?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Hotdog looks microwaved to me, but otherwise, you right.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Frackin' toasters!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The guy that assembled the pack would likely argue that it was intended to be a garnish.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

6 double yolk eggs in a row? Dat shit cray.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0