BreakdanceFighter

18727 pts · March 23, 2012


Uintas are so much fun with a dog. As is Goblin Valley.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m so glad you said this. Frasier is king for witty comedy.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It’s the only place I like to fart from

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cue?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sahara please

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grew up in Carson City… haven’t been in Washoe Valley in years.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yep. Today is gunna be a good day, Dunder-Mifflin and Sabré!

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

“Haha, look at this country. U R GAY!” -Homer Simpson

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean he was no longer “Immobile”?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Or, wait for it, you pay the CEO less. Nobody needs to make $30 million per year.

5 years ago | Likes 236 Dislikes 4

Looks like a good diving pool.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would Mitt Romney, who is a Mormon, walk into a bar?

5 years ago | Likes 221 Dislikes 0

New Zealand... Like Scotland, but further

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't watch the Simpsons, eh?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...and based in Utah!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This. If it were sunrise, the Dawn Wall on the right would be illuminated. Hence, its name.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm in Sandy. Let's do this.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More importantly, Ajit Pai, is known for drinking out of a clownishly large Reece's mug that was mocked in Burger King ad.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I sneeze while eating, I go back to eating pretty quickly too.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Your parents are indeed dicks. Fully functioning dicks.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Right... @OP is saying that in BoB, they wrote it as them not knowing each other. But in real life, they actually DID know each other.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She was just about to get her braces off as well! They held a funeral service for her, but unsurprisingly, nobody came.

8 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

reflects that you've payed embarrassingly little attention to history. Which is why this post is funny, or at least surprising to most of us

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

47 years actually, but when you have such a profound influence on society, artists will be immortalized. Not knowing who Paul McCartney 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Because The Beatles were significantly more famous than any other band before or since. It's like knowing the Chicago Bulls, but not Jordan.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6