It’s uncanny...
I wish dogs could too...
New toy!
Best wiz and witchard I ever met
Get rich quick!
All my dreams are coming true!
Saw Dr Strange on the street today...
Chasing the big balls in the sky...
He may not be your choice, but let's hope he does a great job
Can't unsee this.... a squirrel busting a nut....
Yet another lie parents tell kids...
Very proud moment....
Professor Zombie Snape
Make your kids play baseball!
When you're pondering deep questions...
That's a repost..............
When your new haircut is on point!
I remembered my cake day!
How could a car crash kill Lilly and James?
When you match your date for prom...
Truth!
This... just this...
It's almost warm enough to get on the lake and do some.............
Who reviews these reports?
Rule to live by when you have a roommate...
I need it in and around my mouth!
I really should eat at home once in a while...
An Imgur approved slutty zombie...
Asking the real questions.
When your daughter gets her drivers license...
almost too scared to scroll through after yesterday
It's creepier than usual
Don't say I'm not a team player....
just told my cat that we are out of treats...
and a penis...
dammit Jennifer! I'm gonna screw your boyfriend...
Serving the stupid people...
This... I like this...
My new Christmas decoration...
hehehe...
almost made it to 20 years old... RIP
Don't learn the hard way...
Looking at you, billionaires.
eloquently put...
Sure... Unsure...
keep your eyes towards the skies 'murica
pretty much guaranteeing someone to push the button
is it racist?
"Birds and the Bees"
even Chinese people think that they all look a like...
Put a ring on it!
best shot of the day...
1: cut a hole in a box
When you're not over your godfathers death...