Branizzle

1791 pts · December 10, 2013


One time I faked a drowning so that when Wendy gave me CPR, I could kiss her. I kissed her long and good.

Well shucks. Appreciate that very much el duderino!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Should be top comment

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit!!! Nas used this as a sample for “HipHop is Dead”. I did not put that together until just meow!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How have I never seen this? Thank you kind internet stranger!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Members of the decade club unite!!! 😎😎

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#18 This is from the Ricky Gervais show Afterlife

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dynamite Hack

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

C’mon now!! Things Fall Apart album is a masterpiece. Raw hip hop!!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chevy Nova?

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Duuuuuude! Exactly!!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“South Park did it first”

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn you! I just busted out laughing next to my sleeping wife! Take your +1

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#3 is Missoula, MT. How did I miss this happening here? Lol

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you realize what the street value of this mountain is?!?!??

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 Trainspotting ftw!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m glad you made it. I always take the wrong turn at Albuquerque!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bubba Hotep!!!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dude, for real. Hysterical

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How did I never notice the “I” mooning everyone???!?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Isn’t that the guy who makes The Simpsons?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn’t that line from “Waiting” ?

4 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 1

a year to live. survived 6 years with it though! I don’t want to get your hopes up, but sometimes they can beat the hell outta the odds!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is EXACTLY what happened to my dad. The seizure. The wreck. Stage 4 brain cancer. Glioblastoma multiforme.They gave him less than (1/2)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shame he wasn’t more headstrong

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Throw yo hands in the ay-er

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss folfing.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where’s Bernie?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too!! It’s shrinking!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

64 has a bone to pick with you

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