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29246 pts ยท January 11, 2016


"just remember one thing. itll get worse before it gets better. but you have to endure the worst to deserve the better. so never stop moving forward." S.D.R.W soooo anyone who get this to the front page...I will send you a gift card and donate $25 to a charity of your choice. as long as it ain't peta or some other hateful group. FUCK peta. also big booty goth girl....where are you?????

Nah...they didnt tell me to read any American written books in school.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Die motherfucker die" or "pretty pretty rainbows" drill sgt said you can say either...he didnt give a fuck

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll drink to you drinking to them drinking!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah it's the onion ninjas.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Sorta, the law states if you are a habitual user or considered an addict, your foid card will be revoked

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Agreed

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

....ahh yes. Cover those titties. Fondly.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I didnt...all saw was some massive titties. I might need to get new classes.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

First I laughed....then I exhaled deeply through my nose cause, fuck, that's true.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I looked it up and I'm confused.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Fuck yea dude!

6 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

I want kids so I no longer have to take out the trash.

6 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 1

"First sniff is free"

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Wait...

6 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

I wish but sadly no.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mr. Meowski

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Solid plan. I bought a couch, coffee tables and took two girls on dates when I sold mine back

6 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 0

Facts.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey jesus I got a question for you and your wine making abilities...

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Boooooooo

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look up HFY. Or Humans Fuck Yea. Theres 1000s of short stories like these.

6 years ago | Likes 180 Dislikes 0

You should be dude! Congrats

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

....was that a dick joke?

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yes.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything important*

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Move to Alabama and then marry her?

6 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 3

Ah...where I'm from it's called boofing or plugging

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh witnessed?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0