"just remember one thing. itll get worse before it gets better. but you have to endure the worst to deserve the better. so never stop moving forward." S.D.R.W soooo anyone who get this to the front page...I will send you a gift card and donate $25 to a charity of your choice. as long as it ain't peta or some other hateful group. FUCK peta. also big booty goth girl....where are you?????
Nah...they didnt tell me to read any American written books in school.
"Die motherfucker die" or "pretty pretty rainbows" drill sgt said you can say either...he didnt give a fuck
Nice
I'll drink to you drinking to them drinking!
Nah it's the onion ninjas.
https://www.gunrights4illinois.com/blog/marijuana-and-guns-in-illinois/
Sorta, the law states if you are a habitual user or considered an addict, your foid card will be revoked
Agreed
....ahh yes. Cover those titties. Fondly.
I didnt...all saw was some massive titties. I might need to get new classes.
First I laughed....then I exhaled deeply through my nose cause, fuck, that's true.
I looked it up and I'm confused.
Fuck yea dude!
I want kids so I no longer have to take out the trash.
"First sniff is free"
Wait...
I wish but sadly no.
Mr. Meowski
Solid plan. I bought a couch, coffee tables and took two girls on dates when I sold mine back
Facts.
Hey jesus I got a question for you and your wine making abilities...
Boooooooo
Look up HFY. Or Humans Fuck Yea. Theres 1000s of short stories like these.
You should be dude! Congrats
....was that a dick joke?
Yes.
Everything important*
Move to Alabama and then marry her?
Ah...where I'm from it's called boofing or plugging
Uh witnessed?