BrainstormsBriefcase

5123 pts · March 26, 2017


That’s the SWEDISH chef

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Springer has an all-timer: I got better things to do tonight than die!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Actually that’s the Meow Zeong

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The helical structure of DNA was proposed by a woman and stolen by two men

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

The right to party must, by necessity, include the right *not* to party.

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

He’s just not ready for the sort of commitment!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The chance “increased to” 80%. Increase “by” means “increases by 80% of its previous value”. Increase “to” means “from this value to that”

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Like Clone High but for paedophile celebrities? Now there’s a pilot that’s never getting off the ground

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I misread that and thought *he* got shot at school. I was very impressed with his achievements after that.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was directly addressed by the movie.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When push comes to shove you gotta do what you love even if it’s not a good idea

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Ducktales (2017) he briefly gets a voice modulation device and he sounds like Don Cheadle. It’s pretty great.

4 years ago | Likes 228 Dislikes 0

I’m worried that ice cream only contains a lot of bacon and eggs. What it says is “all the bacon and eggs we had”

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Time to write John Deere a Dear John

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s the gentlest I’ve ever seen that phrased.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“But if we can’t prevent ALL deaths why prevent any?” - this knob

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP did you draw these?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You used to just be full of vinegar

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yo this looks amazing. You drawn any others?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damm’it im mad

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair in their accents those are pretty similar

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m now writing a screenplay called Cyber Padre.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except that it’s *exactly* the thought behind Celsius. 0 is frozen (melting point of water) and 100 is hot (boiling point).

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But did it end on a cliffhanger? I need to know before I jump back in.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Even before incels, Matrix had fans who took its counter-culture imagery/I’m-real-you’re-not message and used it to justify being assholes.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Depending on the time of day I’d supply you the Klondike bar just to get rid of them for an hour. I’d still be the winner in that deal

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Specialty stores. While arguably better in terms of job numbers, department stores don’t deserve to exist just because you grew up with them

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The question about “Millenials killed x” that nobody asks is “why does that thing exist in the first place?” Department stores killed 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The thing people forget about correlation is that it *absolutely can* indicate causation, but it doesn’t *always* indicate causation.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0