Look at these hooters!
Headed to the store...
Is it just me, or is she wearing a giant penis coat?
Guys. I fucked up.
Am I gonna die?
A real playmaker.
When your marketing group has no fucking idea about who they're marketing to.
Chicarrone!
The salty broads got me again.
MFW the shower in the hotel is too finicky but I'm in a hurry.
MRW I see another grown man drinking chocolate milk at a restaurant.
Super Bowl MVP 2017.
Chi-ronic.
If you don't like diner food, you can get outta my face.
Pork and beans, part two.
Toast.
Any love for the Mistborn series?
MFW I crop dust a coworker and they realize it was me.
Not mine, but Strange nonetheless.
Huh?
Audi S4 Upgrade
Check out my pork and beans.
Drunk cooking!
Sunday night cooking.