BouncingFerret

436643 pts ยท May 31, 2013


I am a ferret who bounces... what more could you want to know?

"Do you want to know how I got these skulls?" -Izzy probably

3 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

No they don't

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I always upvote ass

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I always upvote ass

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

If drugs were legal like they should be, then nobody's getting snitched on.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What about ass fuck?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not long if she's full of wieners.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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May OPs gravestone be etched with Comic Sans

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Why would you ruin perfectly food with soap?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

I use imgur to get away from terrible facebook memes. This post is like if my Aunt I never see had an imgur account. I hate it.

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When Nick Offerman says it, it's a compliment. But if I tell my girlfriend the same thing, she made me sleep on the couch.

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Don't have to be a metal head to know that pointless bad music doesn't need to be there.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Don't cut yourself on all that edge.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Feels like I'm on Facebook. "WOULD YOU SMACK YOUR 70 YR OLD GRANDMA IN THE FACE FOR 10 BILLION ZILLION DOLLARS?!"

4 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 1

Me_irl

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Almost? So since you don't actually know there was no reason for your comment?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Fuck around and find meowt

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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#Lowercaselivesmatter

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Satanal*

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