51 pts ยท April 28, 2014
I cook because I am
Yup
The laws of chivalry had more to do with battle, and less to do with treatment of women. Source: I am chivalrous
Adress? I can ship one out next week
One would still need flour. Give me until Monday to deliver potato quality photos
Holla for the dale... ive never called it that before but I am going to start now.
"Come on you apes! You wanna live forever? On the bounce soldier!"
FearIs the mind killer. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
If you like, I will ship you a case. The glory of ketchup chips must be shared.
Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Jeans? Jeans never get dirty and you can wear them forever.
They just need to be smaller. Someone should do it with house hippos.
I will always, /always/ upvote OC.
Infomercials. Imgur edition.
What good are kids anyway? They have no economic value. We should just eat them
What?! How do I go about making such a magnificent acquisition?
I made a pain noise out loud. In a bar. People are staring at me now.
I do believe that the martial artist had a look of glee on her face just before she decked the guy.
You're fucking amazing! I only missed the last three and it has been bugging me for the past three years.
In case of zombie apocalypse, destroy the bridge.
I had to go back and read that all over again!
Upvoting for username!
I cook because I am
Yup
The laws of chivalry had more to do with battle, and less to do with treatment of women. Source: I am chivalrous
Adress? I can ship one out next week
One would still need flour. Give me until Monday to deliver potato quality photos
Holla for the dale... ive never called it that before but I am going to start now.
"Come on you apes! You wanna live forever? On the bounce soldier!"
FearIs the mind killer. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
If you like, I will ship you a case. The glory of ketchup chips must be shared.
Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Jeans? Jeans never get dirty and you can wear them forever.
They just need to be smaller. Someone should do it with house hippos.
I will always, /always/ upvote OC.
Infomercials. Imgur edition.
What good are kids anyway? They have no economic value. We should just eat them
What?! How do I go about making such a magnificent acquisition?
I made a pain noise out loud. In a bar. People are staring at me now.
I do believe that the martial artist had a look of glee on her face just before she decked the guy.
You're fucking amazing! I only missed the last three and it has been bugging me for the past three years.
In case of zombie apocalypse, destroy the bridge.
I had to go back and read that all over again!
Upvoting for username!